The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0092 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#0092AAPL
INTERN
Rarity45.92
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0226 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#0226AAPL
INTERN
Rarity51.17
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0275 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#0275AAPL
INTERN
Rarity49
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0671 — a pink cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#0671AAPL
INTERN
Rarity53.58
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0682 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#0682AAPL
INTERN
Rarity54.02
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #0721 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#0721AAPL
INTERN
Rarity55.08
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #1268 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on tangerine
#1268NVDA
INTERN
Rarity55.8
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1417 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#1417NVDA
INTERN
Rarity49.22
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #1476 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on hot pink
#1476NVDA
INTERN
Rarity54.67
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1578 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on charcoal
#1578NVDA
INTERN
Rarity61.92
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #1876 — a lavender cat, in a mustard suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#1876NVDA
INTERN
Rarity66.7
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2093 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#2093NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.45
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2158 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on tangerine
#2158NVDA
INTERN
Rarity57.99
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2257 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#2257TSLA
INTERN
Rarity53.76
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2297 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#2297TSLA
INTERN
Rarity48.46
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #2332 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#2332TSLA
INTERN
Rarity45.36
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #2499 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#2499TSLA
INTERN
Rarity53.89
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2845 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#2845TSLA
INTERN
Rarity48.89
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #3000 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#3000TSLA
INTERN
Rarity42.7
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #3005 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on tangerine
#3005TSLA
INTERN
Rarity63.89
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #3049 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#3049TSLA
INTERN
Rarity61.28
Rarest: mint 8.3%

End of the list — all 21 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.