The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0043 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#0043AAPL
INTERN
Rarity45.18
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #0254 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#0254AAPL
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Rarity55.72
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #0368 — a pink cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#0368AAPL
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Rarity54.98
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0375 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on tangerine
#0375AAPL
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Rarity53.68
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0511 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on tangerine
#0511AAPL
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Rarity55.13
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0517 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on tangerine
#0517AAPL
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Rarity52.54
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0578 — a mint cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on tangerine
#0578AAPL
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Rarity58.72
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0601 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#0601AAPL
INTERN
Rarity57.19
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #0602 — a white cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#0602AAPL
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Rarity51.01
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #0762 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#0762AAPL
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Rarity49.35
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #0786 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#0786AAPL
INTERN
Rarity46.62
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #0840 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#0840AAPL
INTERN
Rarity61.49
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #1166 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#1166NVDA
INTERN
Rarity52.61
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1233 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on charcoal
#1233NVDA
INTERN
Rarity58.37
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #1342 — a cream cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on hot pink
#1342NVDA
INTERN
Rarity59.21
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1394 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on tangerine
#1394NVDA
INTERN
Rarity56.8
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1518 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#1518NVDA
INTERN
Rarity46.61
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1596 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on volt
#1596NVDA
INTERN
Rarity63.25
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #1722 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#1722NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.85
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1739 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#1739NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.04
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1744 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#1744NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.94
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1830 — a cream cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on hot pink
#1830NVDA
INTERN
Rarity63.02
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1901 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on tangerine
#1901NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.03
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1902 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on charcoal
#1902NVDA
INTERN
Rarity55.77
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #2106 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#2106NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.56
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2134 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#2134NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.02
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2180 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on hot pink
#2180NVDA
INTERN
Rarity60.33
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2207 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on hot pink
#2207NVDA
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Rarity56.32
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2723 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#2723TSLA
INTERN
Rarity44.82
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2799 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#2799TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.85
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2942 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#2942TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.96
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2956 — a lavender cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on hot pink
#2956TSLA
INTERN
Rarity62.19
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2984 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on charcoal
#2984TSLA
INTERN
Rarity53.73
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #3014 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#3014TSLA
INTERN
Rarity43.34
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #3164 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#3164TSLA
INTERN
Rarity51.09
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #3280 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#3280TSLA
INTERN
Rarity54.79
Rarest: mint 8.3%

End of the list — all 36 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.