The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0218 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on tangerine
#0218AAPL
INTERN
Rarity48.44
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0233 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#0233AAPL
INTERN
Rarity49.78
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #0383 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#0383AAPL
INTERN
Rarity47.06
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #0393 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#0393AAPL
INTERN
Rarity51.81
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #0447 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#0447AAPL
INTERN
Rarity57.77
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #0633 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on volt
#0633AAPL
INTERN
Rarity60.46
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0648 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#0648AAPL
INTERN
Rarity62.4
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0904 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#0904AAPL
INTERN
Rarity48.18
Rarest: sleepy 13.9%
Employee #0930 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#0930AAPL
INTERN
Rarity43.3
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #1543 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on hot pink
#1543NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.71
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1574 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#1574NVDA
INTERN
Rarity45.87
Rarest: blep 12.9%
Employee #1613 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#1613NVDA
INTERN
Rarity52.66
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #1858 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#1858NVDA
INTERN
Rarity52.43
Rarest: None 12.6%
Employee #1949 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#1949NVDA
INTERN
Rarity49.43
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2054 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on tangerine
#2054NVDA
INTERN
Rarity64.51
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2358 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#2358TSLA
INTERN
Rarity54.55
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2364 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#2364TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.25
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2423 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#2423TSLA
INTERN
Rarity48.09
Rarest: blep 12.9%
Employee #2520 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on volt
#2520TSLA
INTERN
Rarity58.41
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #2564 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#2564TSLA
INTERN
Rarity43.73
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2656 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#2656TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.87
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2685 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#2685TSLA
INTERN
Rarity48.16
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2725 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#2725TSLA
INTERN
Rarity51.27
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #3016 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#3016TSLA
INTERN
Rarity56.98
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #3083 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#3083TSLA
INTERN
Rarity64.69
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #3106 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#3106TSLA
INTERN
Rarity51.49
Rarest: mint 8.3%

End of the list — all 26 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.