The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0024 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#0024AAPL
INTERN
Rarity41.39
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #0069 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#0069AAPL
INTERN
Rarity60.37
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #0075 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on charcoal
#0075AAPL
INTERN
Rarity49.03
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #0089 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#0089AAPL
INTERN
Rarity46.27
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #0504 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#0504AAPL
INTERN
Rarity48.24
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #0581 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#0581AAPL
INTERN
Rarity45.48
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0599 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#0599AAPL
INTERN
Rarity52.8
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0873 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#0873AAPL
INTERN
Rarity55.41
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #0875 — a white cat, in a navy suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#0875AAPL
INTERN
Rarity47.12
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #0963 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#0963AAPL
INTERN
Rarity48.26
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #1357 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on volt
#1357NVDA
INTERN
Rarity55.31
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #1375 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on hot pink
#1375NVDA
INTERN
Rarity52.61
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1475 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on hot pink
#1475NVDA
INTERN
Rarity49.67
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1707 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#1707NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.33
Rarest: blep 12.9%
Employee #1768 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#1768NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.48
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1804 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#1804NVDA
INTERN
Rarity42.44
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #1925 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on hot pink
#1925NVDA
INTERN
Rarity49.53
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2052 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#2052NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.79
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2172 — a mint cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#2172NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.77
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2295 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#2295TSLA
INTERN
Rarity58.61
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #2410 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#2410TSLA
INTERN
Rarity39.72
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #2439 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#2439TSLA
INTERN
Rarity53.87
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2493 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#2493TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.13
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2588 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#2588TSLA
INTERN
Rarity55.08
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #2607 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#2607TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.44
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2767 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#2767TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.92
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #3019 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#3019TSLA
INTERN
Rarity42.6
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #3047 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on tangerine
#3047TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.92
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #3111 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#3111TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.02
Rarest: royal 7.1%

End of the list — all 29 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.