The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0087 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#0087AAPL
INTERN
Rarity43.92
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #0177 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#0177AAPL
INTERN
Rarity53.64
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0282 — a cream cat, in a green suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#0282AAPL
INTERN
Rarity51.76
Rarest: None 12.6%
Employee #0409 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#0409AAPL
INTERN
Rarity44.8
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0547 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#0547AAPL
INTERN
Rarity47.1
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #0607 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#0607AAPL
INTERN
Rarity42.02
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #0862 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on tangerine
#0862AAPL
INTERN
Rarity53.38
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1348 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#1348NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.56
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1622 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on charcoal
#1622NVDA
INTERN
Rarity54.33
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #1817 — a lavender cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#1817NVDA
INTERN
Rarity55.61
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #1886 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#1886NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.99
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2141 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#2141NVDA
INTERN
Rarity41.2
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #2209 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#2209NVDA
INTERN
Rarity44.26
Rarest: tabby 12.9%
Employee #2215 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#2215NVDA
INTERN
Rarity53.67
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #2218 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on tangerine
#2218NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.09
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2421 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#2421TSLA
INTERN
Rarity40.83
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #2538 — a pink cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#2538TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.12
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2583 — a mint cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#2583TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.28
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2659 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#2659TSLA
INTERN
Rarity45.83
Rarest: tabby 12.9%
Employee #2698 — a mint cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#2698TSLA
INTERN
Rarity56.52
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2841 — a lavender cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on hot pink
#2841TSLA
INTERN
Rarity59.3
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2859 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on hot pink
#2859TSLA
INTERN
Rarity53.26
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #3011 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#3011TSLA
INTERN
Rarity42.52
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #3072 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#3072TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.46
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #3277 — a pink cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on charcoal
#3277TSLA
INTERN
Rarity57.43
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%

End of the list — all 25 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.