The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0087 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky

#0087AAPL

#0385AAPL

Rarest: charcoal 5.9%

Employee #0409 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint

#0409AAPL

#0439AAPL

Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%

Employee #0547 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet

#0547AAPL

INTERN

Rarity47.1

Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%

Employee #0822 — a mint cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky

#0822AAPL

#0862AAPL

Rarest: tangerine 7.5%

Employee #1018 — a lavender cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint

#1018AAPL

INTERN

Rarity60.35

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #1130 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint

#1130NVDA

#1347NVDA

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #1494 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint

#1494NVDA

#1618NVDA

Rarest: hot pink 7.1%

Employee #1622 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on charcoal

#1622NVDA

INTERN

Rarity54.33

Rarest: charcoal 5.9%

Employee #1719 — a lavender cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle

#1719NVDA

INTERN

Rarity48.18

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #1815 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on hot pink

#1815NVDA

INTERN

Rarity50.03

Rarest: hot pink 7.1%

Employee #1817 — a lavender cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky

#1817NVDA

INTERN

Rarity55.61

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #2218 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on tangerine

#2218NVDA

INTERN

Rarity48.09

Rarest: tangerine 7.5%

Employee #2228 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky

#2228TSLA

#2532TSLA

#2538TSLA

#2547TSLA

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #2576 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky

#2576TSLA

#2583TSLA

#2682TSLA

Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%

Employee #2841 — a lavender cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on hot pink

#2841TSLA

INTERN

Rarity59.3

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #2859 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on hot pink

#2859TSLA

INTERN

Rarity53.26

Rarest: hot pink 7.1%

Employee #2976 — a lavender cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on hot pink

#2976TSLA

INTERN

Rarity61.91

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #3007 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky

#3007TSLA

#3029TSLA

#3064TSLA

#3066TSLA

Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%

Employee #3181 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle

#3181TSLA

#3241TSLA

End of the list — all 33 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.