The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0215 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#0215AAPL
INTERN
Rarity53.24
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0275 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#0275AAPL
INTERN
Rarity49
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0301 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on charcoal
#0301AAPL
INTERN
Rarity58.86
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #0313 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#0313AAPL
INTERN
Rarity55.62
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0483 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#0483AAPL
INTERN
Rarity46.82
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #0776 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#0776AAPL
INTERN
Rarity48.48
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #1042 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#1042AAPL
INTERN
Rarity46.77
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #1268 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on tangerine
#1268NVDA
INTERN
Rarity55.8
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1346 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#1346NVDA
INTERN
Rarity45.85
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #1410 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on volt
#1410NVDA
INTERN
Rarity59.37
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #1417 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#1417NVDA
INTERN
Rarity49.22
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #1476 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on hot pink
#1476NVDA
INTERN
Rarity54.67
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1919 — a pink cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#1919NVDA
INTERN
Rarity60.86
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #2044 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on charcoal
#2044NVDA
INTERN
Rarity67.73
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #2045 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#2045NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.44
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #2257 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#2257TSLA
INTERN
Rarity53.76
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2499 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#2499TSLA
INTERN
Rarity53.89
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2639 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#2639TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.41
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2680 — a lavender cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#2680TSLA
INTERN
Rarity62.65
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #3030 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#3030TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.56
Rarest: mint 11.2%

End of the list — all 20 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.