The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0054 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#0054AAPL
INTERN
Rarity56.23
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0072 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#0072AAPL
INTERN
Rarity47.4
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #0121 — a white cat, in a green suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#0121AAPL
INTERN
Rarity46.89
Rarest: None 12.6%
Employee #0152 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#0152AAPL
INTERN
Rarity53.58
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0153 — a pink cat, in a black suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#0153AAPL
INTERN
Rarity59.74
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #0282 — a cream cat, in a green suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#0282AAPL
INTERN
Rarity51.76
Rarest: None 12.6%
Employee #0284 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#0284AAPL
INTERN
Rarity55.08
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0289 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#0289AAPL
INTERN
Rarity47.28
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0347 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#0347AAPL
INTERN
Rarity58.4
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0355 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#0355AAPL
INTERN
Rarity48.21
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0415 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#0415AAPL
INTERN
Rarity54.85
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #0504 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#0504AAPL
INTERN
Rarity48.24
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #0592 — a white cat, in a black suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#0592AAPL
INTERN
Rarity55.04
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0670 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on tangerine
#0670AAPL
INTERN
Rarity52.41
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0673 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#0673AAPL
INTERN
Rarity51.78
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #0687 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on tangerine
#0687AAPL
INTERN
Rarity54.76
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0738 — a cream cat, in a green suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#0738AAPL
INTERN
Rarity50.72
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #0875 — a white cat, in a navy suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#0875AAPL
INTERN
Rarity47.12
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #0893 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on tangerine
#0893AAPL
INTERN
Rarity61.36
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0902 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#0902AAPL
INTERN
Rarity57.29
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0934 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on tangerine
#0934AAPL
INTERN
Rarity50.44
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0944 — a white cat, in a green suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#0944AAPL
INTERN
Rarity49.16
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0962 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#0962AAPL
INTERN
Rarity50.17
Rarest: lavender 12.4%
Employee #0989 — a sky cat, in a green suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#0989AAPL
INTERN
Rarity55.08
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0991 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#0991AAPL
INTERN
Rarity50.25
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1045 — a pink cat, in a lavender suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#1045AAPL
INTERN
Rarity60.13
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1069 — a mint cat, in a green suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#1069AAPL
INTERN
Rarity58.59
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #1092 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#1092AAPL
INTERN
Rarity48.05
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%

End of the list — all 28 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.