The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #2228 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#2228TSLA
INTERN
Rarity40.74
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #2242 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#2242TSLA
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Rarity48.89
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2251 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#2251TSLA
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Rarity42.05
Rarest: lavender 12.4%
Employee #2297 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#2297TSLA
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Rarity48.46
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #2339 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#2339TSLA
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Rarity53.24
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2360 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on volt
#2360TSLA
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Rarity72.34
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #2364 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#2364TSLA
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Rarity52.25
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2383 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#2383TSLA
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Rarity47.66
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2423 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#2423TSLA
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Rarity48.09
Rarest: blep 12.9%
Employee #2429 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#2429TSLA
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Rarity50.52
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #2457 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#2457TSLA
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Rarity50.27
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2471 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#2471TSLA
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Rarity47.93
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2493 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#2493TSLA
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Rarity46.13
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2495 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#2495TSLA
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Rarity41.07
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2522 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#2522TSLA
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Rarity44.73
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2532 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#2532TSLA
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Rarity42.04
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #2538 — a pink cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#2538TSLA
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Rarity50.12
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2540 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#2540TSLA
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Rarity46.9
Rarest: tabby 12.9%
Employee #2547 — a lavender cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#2547TSLA
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Rarity52.44
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2576 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#2576TSLA
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Rarity45.88
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #2583 — a mint cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#2583TSLA
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Rarity47.28
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2595 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#2595TSLA
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Rarity50.19
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2626 — a lavender cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#2626TSLA
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Rarity53.26
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2644 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#2644TSLA
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Rarity41.13
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2649 — a mint cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on volt
#2649TSLA
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Rarity66.75
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #2657 — a tabby cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#2657TSLA
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Rarity51.93
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #2669 — a pink cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#2669TSLA
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Rarity54.16
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2682 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#2682TSLA
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Rarity39.71
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #2705 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#2705TSLA
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Rarity48.24
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2721 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#2721TSLA
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Rarity36.74
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #2732 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#2732TSLA
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Rarity48.43
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2752 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#2752TSLA
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Rarity56.12
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2772 — a cream cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#2772TSLA
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Rarity48.4
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #2789 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on volt
#2789TSLA
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Rarity67.67
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #2808 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on tangerine
#2808TSLA
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Rarity54.45
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2830 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#2830TSLA
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Rarity49.75
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2841 — a lavender cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on hot pink
#2841TSLA
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Rarity59.3
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2845 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#2845TSLA
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Rarity48.89
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2859 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on hot pink
#2859TSLA
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Rarity53.26
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2864 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#2864TSLA
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Rarity45.46
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #2874 — a lavender cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#2874TSLA
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Rarity55.61
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2880 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on volt
#2880TSLA
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Rarity64.12
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #2897 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#2897TSLA
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Rarity59.16
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2904 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on tangerine
#2904TSLA
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Rarity46.61
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2907 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#2907TSLA
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Rarity42.47
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #2929 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#2929TSLA
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Rarity50.79
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #2938 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#2938TSLA
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Rarity45.91
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2948 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#2948TSLA
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Rarity42.05
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #2958 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#2958TSLA
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Rarity47.95
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2970 — a cream cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on volt
#2970TSLA
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Rarity67.88
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #2976 — a lavender cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on hot pink
#2976TSLA
INTERN
Rarity61.91
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #3000 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#3000TSLA
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Rarity42.7
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #3005 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on tangerine
#3005TSLA
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Rarity63.89
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #3007 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#3007TSLA
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Rarity44.85
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #3016 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#3016TSLA
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Rarity56.98
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #3019 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#3019TSLA
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Rarity42.6
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #3029 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#3029TSLA
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Rarity45.24
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #3064 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on volt
#3064TSLA
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Rarity54.61
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #3066 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#3066TSLA
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Rarity45.36
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #3082 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#3082TSLA
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Rarity47.78
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.