The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0056 — a cream cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on charcoal
#0056AAPL
INTERN
Rarity65.03
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #0180 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#0180AAPL
INTERN
Rarity43.29
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #0274 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on volt
#0274AAPL
INTERN
Rarity53.71
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0333 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on volt
#0333AAPL
INTERN
Rarity61.19
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0399 — a cream cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on volt
#0399AAPL
INTERN
Rarity63.3
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0479 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on tangerine
#0479AAPL
INTERN
Rarity53.94
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0654 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#0654AAPL
INTERN
Rarity49.67
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #0741 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#0741AAPL
INTERN
Rarity50.08
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #0793 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#0793AAPL
INTERN
Rarity55.57
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #0887 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#0887AAPL
INTERN
Rarity45.22
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #0959 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on mint
#0959AAPL
INTERN
Rarity46.12
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0994 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, wearing shades glasses, on hot pink
#0994AAPL
INTERN
Rarity54.04
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1508 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on hot pink
#1508NVDA
INTERN
Rarity49.16
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1644 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, wearing shades glasses, on mint
#1644NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.44
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1758 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#1758NVDA
INTERN
Rarity45.01
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1821 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on royal
#1821NVDA
INTERN
Rarity59.46
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2032 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on butter
#2032NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.84
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2092 — a cream cat, in a black suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on butter
#2092NVDA
INTERN
Rarity56.3
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2120 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#2120NVDA
INTERN
Rarity52.51
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2357 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#2357TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.74
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #2554 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on volt
#2554TSLA
INTERN
Rarity58.31
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #2679 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, wearing shades glasses, on hot pink
#2679TSLA
INTERN
Rarity54.14
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2761 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#2761TSLA
INTERN
Rarity55.25
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2795 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on mint
#2795TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.26
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2840 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on butter
#2840TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.35
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #3285 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#3285TSLA
INTERN
Rarity45.13
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%

End of the list — all 26 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.