The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0088 — a mint cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#0088AAPL
INTERN
Rarity50.72
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #0094 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on volt
#0094AAPL
INTERN
Rarity66.21
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0111 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#0111AAPL
INTERN
Rarity50.86
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #0173 — a mint cat, in a green suit, wearing shades glasses, on royal
#0173AAPL
INTERN
Rarity57.67
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0858 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#0858AAPL
INTERN
Rarity58.49
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #0894 — a mint cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#0894AAPL
INTERN
Rarity54.71
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #1024 — a mint cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on tangerine
#1024AAPL
INTERN
Rarity61.17
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1048 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on volt
#1048AAPL
INTERN
Rarity62.73
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #1129 — a mint cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on royal
#1129NVDA
INTERN
Rarity57.23
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1305 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#1305NVDA
INTERN
Rarity52.37
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #1356 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on butter
#1356NVDA
INTERN
Rarity53.9
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #1428 — a mint cat, in a lavender suit, wearing shades glasses, on butter
#1428NVDA
INTERN
Rarity60.38
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #1515 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing shades glasses, on mint
#1515NVDA
INTERN
Rarity54.07
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #1937 — a mint cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#1937NVDA
INTERN
Rarity59.12
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #1972 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on tangerine
#1972NVDA
INTERN
Rarity62.75
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2039 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#2039NVDA
INTERN
Rarity56.13
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2102 — a mint cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#2102NVDA
INTERN
Rarity54.61
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2148 — a mint cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#2148NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.92
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2198 — a mint cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#2198NVDA
INTERN
Rarity53.63
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2345 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on hot pink
#2345TSLA
INTERN
Rarity56.74
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2468 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#2468TSLA
INTERN
Rarity55.45
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2509 — a mint cat, in a black suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#2509TSLA
INTERN
Rarity55.66
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2587 — a mint cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on volt
#2587TSLA
INTERN
Rarity59.61
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #2627 — a mint cat, in a lavender suit, wearing shades glasses, on royal
#2627TSLA
INTERN
Rarity62.18
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2937 — a mint cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#2937TSLA
INTERN
Rarity51.49
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #3160 — a mint cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on charcoal
#3160TSLA
INTERN
Rarity54.17
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #3245 — a mint cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on butter
#3245TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.77
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #3267 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on mint
#3267TSLA
INTERN
Rarity51.99
Rarest: mint 8.3%

End of the list — all 28 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.