The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0319 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#0319AAPL
INTERN
Rarity48.99
Rarest: sleepy 13.9%
Employee #0387 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on mint
#0387AAPL
INTERN
Rarity45.12
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0474 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on tangerine
#0474AAPL
INTERN
Rarity50.42
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0512 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on mint
#0512AAPL
INTERN
Rarity52.9
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #0680 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#0680AAPL
INTERN
Rarity52.54
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #0737 — a white cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#0737AAPL
INTERN
Rarity53.55
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #0782 — a lavender cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#0782AAPL
INTERN
Rarity53.66
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #0825 — a pink cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#0825AAPL
INTERN
Rarity60.94
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0845 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on tangerine
#0845AAPL
INTERN
Rarity49.81
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0959 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on mint
#0959AAPL
INTERN
Rarity46.12
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1120 — a gray cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#1120NVDA
INTERN
Rarity62.43
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #1432 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on hot pink
#1432NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.3
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1435 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#1435NVDA
INTERN
Rarity53.87
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #1473 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#1473NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.34
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1504 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#1504NVDA
INTERN
Rarity54.86
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #1587 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#1587NVDA
INTERN
Rarity41.35
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #1811 — a mint cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#1811NVDA
INTERN
Rarity60.66
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #1898 — a lavender cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on volt
#1898NVDA
INTERN
Rarity65.95
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #2071 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on royal
#2071NVDA
INTERN
Rarity56.46
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2303 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on mint
#2303TSLA
INTERN
Rarity45.25
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2628 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#2628TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.54
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2664 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on volt
#2664TSLA
INTERN
Rarity57.16
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #2751 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on butter
#2751TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.46
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2822 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on tangerine
#2822TSLA
INTERN
Rarity53.01
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #3173 — a pink cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#3173TSLA
INTERN
Rarity54.89
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #3228 — a pink cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#3228TSLA
INTERN
Rarity53.39
Rarest: pink 9.4%

End of the list — all 26 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.