The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0021 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on mint
#0021AAPL
INTERN
Rarity46.8
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0035 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on mint
#0035AAPL
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Rarity49.21
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0045 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#0045AAPL
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Rarity43.3
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #0103 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on butter
#0103AAPL
INTERN
Rarity55.72
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0201 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on tangerine
#0201AAPL
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Rarity59.73
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0311 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on hot pink
#0311AAPL
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Rarity57.04
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0333 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on volt
#0333AAPL
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Rarity61.19
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0399 — a cream cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on volt
#0399AAPL
INTERN
Rarity63.3
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0419 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#0419AAPL
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Rarity54.9
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0466 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#0466AAPL
INTERN
Rarity50.72
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #0479 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on tangerine
#0479AAPL
INTERN
Rarity53.94
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0534 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#0534AAPL
INTERN
Rarity42.28
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #0550 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#0550AAPL
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Rarity50.11
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #0558 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on royal
#0558AAPL
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Rarity64.28
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0571 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on tangerine
#0571AAPL
INTERN
Rarity55.95
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0572 — a gray cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#0572AAPL
INTERN
Rarity57.96
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #0686 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on charcoal
#0686AAPL
INTERN
Rarity56.28
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #0760 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on butter
#0760AAPL
INTERN
Rarity48.91
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0811 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on butter
#0811AAPL
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Rarity51.05
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0861 — a pink cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#0861AAPL
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Rarity48.06
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #0894 — a mint cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#0894AAPL
INTERN
Rarity54.71
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #0988 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#0988AAPL
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Rarity50.33
Rarest: blep 12.9%
Employee #1041 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#1041AAPL
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Rarity49.09
Rarest: sleepy 13.9%
Employee #1094 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#1094AAPL
INTERN
Rarity51.27
Rarest: lavender 12.4%

End of the list — all 24 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.