The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #1154 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#1154NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.96
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1169 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#1169NVDA
INTERN
Rarity66.48
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #1177 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on mint
#1177NVDA
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Rarity51.48
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1255 — a white cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#1255NVDA
INTERN
Rarity56.21
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1281 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on hot pink
#1281NVDA
INTERN
Rarity61.59
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #1300 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#1300NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.11
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #1387 — a lavender cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#1387NVDA
INTERN
Rarity60.84
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #1446 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on hot pink
#1446NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.04
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1486 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#1486NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.92
Rarest: blep 12.9%
Employee #1539 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on tangerine
#1539NVDA
INTERN
Rarity61.31
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #1662 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#1662NVDA
INTERN
Rarity52.61
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #1677 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on charcoal
#1677NVDA
INTERN
Rarity53.06
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #1714 — a sky cat, in a black suit, wearing shades glasses, on hot pink
#1714NVDA
INTERN
Rarity61.27
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1823 — a white cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on hot pink
#1823NVDA
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Rarity58.61
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1844 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing shades glasses, on tangerine
#1844NVDA
INTERN
Rarity55.16
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1889 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on royal
#1889NVDA
INTERN
Rarity57.21
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1897 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#1897NVDA
INTERN
Rarity61.97
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #1900 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#1900NVDA
INTERN
Rarity44.37
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #1917 — a lavender cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#1917NVDA
INTERN
Rarity60.44
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #1926 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on tangerine
#1926NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.56
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1933 — a pink cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#1933NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.78
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #1938 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#1938NVDA
INTERN
Rarity44.34
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #1971 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on butter
#1971NVDA
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Rarity66.85
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #1981 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on royal
#1981NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.46
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2009 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#2009NVDA
INTERN
Rarity61.63
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #2060 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#2060NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.26
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2075 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#2075NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.4
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2111 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#2111NVDA
INTERN
Rarity53.62
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #2115 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on tangerine
#2115NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.78
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2123 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#2123NVDA
INTERN
Rarity46.84
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #2198 — a mint cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#2198NVDA
INTERN
Rarity53.63
Rarest: mint 8.3%

End of the list — all 31 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.