The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #2229 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on mint
#2229TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.9
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2260 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#2260TSLA
INTERN
Rarity42.11
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2356 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on royal
#2356TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.78
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2401 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#2401TSLA
INTERN
Rarity42.71
Rarest: sleepy 13.9%
Employee #2402 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on royal
#2402TSLA
INTERN
Rarity71.65
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2415 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#2415TSLA
INTERN
Rarity40.65
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #2497 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#2497TSLA
INTERN
Rarity56.13
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2513 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on volt
#2513TSLA
INTERN
Rarity65.31
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #2531 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing shades glasses, on charcoal
#2531TSLA
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Rarity62.94
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #2536 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on hot pink
#2536TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.25
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2554 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on volt
#2554TSLA
INTERN
Rarity58.31
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #2590 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on tangerine
#2590TSLA
INTERN
Rarity48.71
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2600 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#2600TSLA
INTERN
Rarity54.11
Rarest: None 12.6%
Employee #2608 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on hot pink
#2608TSLA
INTERN
Rarity62.02
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2631 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#2631TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.51
Rarest: None 12.6%
Employee #2646 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#2646TSLA
INTERN
Rarity44.59
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2651 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on tangerine
#2651TSLA
INTERN
Rarity48.05
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2664 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on volt
#2664TSLA
INTERN
Rarity57.16
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #2688 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on mint
#2688TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.84
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2718 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on royal
#2718TSLA
INTERN
Rarity55.71
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2753 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#2753TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.28
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2791 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#2791TSLA
INTERN
Rarity45.45
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #2795 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on mint
#2795TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.26
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2823 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on royal
#2823TSLA
INTERN
Rarity54.18
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2931 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#2931TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.63
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #3015 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#3015TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.81
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #3044 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#3044TSLA
INTERN
Rarity57.23
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #3117 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#3117TSLA
INTERN
Rarity43.01
Rarest: blep 12.9%
Employee #3150 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on tangerine
#3150TSLA
INTERN
Rarity57.79
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #3159 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#3159TSLA
INTERN
Rarity42.5
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #3198 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing shades glasses, on tangerine
#3198TSLA
INTERN
Rarity63.68
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #3253 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing shades glasses, on royal
#3253TSLA
INTERN
Rarity64.69
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #3261 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on charcoal
#3261TSLA
INTERN
Rarity58.49
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #3267 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on mint
#3267TSLA
INTERN
Rarity51.99
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #3285 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#3285TSLA
INTERN
Rarity45.13
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #3304 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#3304TSLA
INTERN
Rarity40.68
Rarest: tabby 12.9%
Employee #3318 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#3318TSLA
INTERN
Rarity44.44
Rarest: mint 12.2%

End of the list — all 37 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.