The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

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All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0255 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#0255AAPL
INTERN
Rarity41.46
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #0389 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on mint
#0389AAPL
INTERN
Rarity50.02
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0519 — a pink cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on mint
#0519AAPL
INTERN
Rarity49.41
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #0542 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#0542AAPL
INTERN
Rarity47.45
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #0741 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#0741AAPL
INTERN
Rarity50.08
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #0749 — a pink cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on charcoal
#0749AAPL
INTERN
Rarity64.6
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #0760 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on butter
#0760AAPL
INTERN
Rarity48.91
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0796 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on royal
#0796AAPL
INTERN
Rarity56.8
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1071 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#1071AAPL
INTERN
Rarity47.22
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #1149 — a pink cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#1149NVDA
INTERN
Rarity53.41
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #1187 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on mint
#1187NVDA
INTERN
Rarity55.14
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #1238 — a pink cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#1238NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.86
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #1387 — a lavender cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#1387NVDA
INTERN
Rarity60.84
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #1448 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#1448NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.32
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1486 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#1486NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.92
Rarest: blep 12.9%
Employee #1713 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#1713NVDA
INTERN
Rarity46.03
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #1795 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#1795NVDA
INTERN
Rarity40.48
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #1889 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on royal
#1889NVDA
INTERN
Rarity57.21
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1933 — a pink cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#1933NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.78
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #2123 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#2123NVDA
INTERN
Rarity46.84
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #2178 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on royal
#2178NVDA
INTERN
Rarity53.25
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2598 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#2598TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.1
Rarest: sleepy 13.9%
Employee #2850 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#2850TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.02
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #3130 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on hot pink
#3130TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.46
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #3173 — a pink cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#3173TSLA
INTERN
Rarity54.89
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #3212 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on hot pink
#3212TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.64
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #3255 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#3255TSLA
INTERN
Rarity59.84
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #3310 — a lavender cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on charcoal
#3310TSLA
INTERN
Rarity74.56
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%

End of the list — all 28 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.