The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #2241 — a gray cat, in a green suit, wearing shades glasses, on mint
#2241TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.82
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2273 — a gray cat, in a green suit, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#2273TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.93
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2314 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, wearing shades glasses, on tangerine
#2314TSLA
INTERN
Rarity59.9
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2349 — a sky cat, in a green suit, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#2349TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.91
Rarest: None 12.6%
Employee #2451 — a sky cat, in a green suit, wearing shades glasses, on volt
#2451TSLA
INTERN
Rarity62.79
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #2531 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing shades glasses, on charcoal
#2531TSLA
INTERN
Rarity62.94
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #2600 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#2600TSLA
INTERN
Rarity54.11
Rarest: None 12.6%
Employee #2627 — a mint cat, in a lavender suit, wearing shades glasses, on royal
#2627TSLA
INTERN
Rarity62.18
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2631 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#2631TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.51
Rarest: None 12.6%
Employee #2678 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, wearing shades glasses, on mint
#2678TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.77
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2679 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, wearing shades glasses, on hot pink
#2679TSLA
INTERN
Rarity54.14
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2697 — a white cat, in a black suit, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#2697TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.91
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #2761 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#2761TSLA
INTERN
Rarity55.25
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2765 — a white cat, in a green suit, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#2765TSLA
INTERN
Rarity54.6
Rarest: None 12.6%
Employee #2839 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#2839TSLA
INTERN
Rarity57.75
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2886 — a lavender cat, in a green suit, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#2886TSLA
INTERN
Rarity58.02
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #3010 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, wearing shades glasses, on mint
#3010TSLA
INTERN
Rarity54.4
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #3198 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing shades glasses, on tangerine
#3198TSLA
INTERN
Rarity63.68
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #3253 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing shades glasses, on royal
#3253TSLA
INTERN
Rarity64.69
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #3311 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#3311TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.18
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%

End of the list — all 20 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.