The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0021 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on mint
#0021AAPL
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Rarity46.8
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0035 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on mint
#0035AAPL
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Rarity49.21
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0076 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#0076AAPL
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Rarity47.37
Rarest: blep 12.9%
Employee #0123 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#0123AAPL
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Rarity39.48
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #0133 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on royal
#0133AAPL
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Rarity49.41
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0141 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on mint
#0141AAPL
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Rarity45.64
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0144 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on butter
#0144AAPL
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Rarity45.28
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0201 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on tangerine
#0201AAPL
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Rarity59.73
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0274 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on volt
#0274AAPL
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Rarity53.71
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0311 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on hot pink
#0311AAPL
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Rarity57.04
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0321 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#0321AAPL
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Rarity52.77
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #0333 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on volt
#0333AAPL
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Rarity61.19
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0379 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on volt
#0379AAPL
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Rarity60.82
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0388 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#0388AAPL
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Rarity45.24
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0419 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#0419AAPL
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Rarity54.9
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0449 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#0449AAPL
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Rarity42.81
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #0466 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#0466AAPL
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Rarity50.72
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #0571 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on tangerine
#0571AAPL
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Rarity55.95
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0654 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#0654AAPL
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Rarity49.67
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #0662 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on butter
#0662AAPL
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Rarity56.48
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #0699 — a white cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on royal
#0699AAPL
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Rarity55.86
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0711 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on butter
#0711AAPL
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Rarity51.8
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0735 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#0735AAPL
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Rarity42.11
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #0811 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on butter
#0811AAPL
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Rarity51.05
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0842 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on mint
#0842AAPL
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Rarity46.31
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0852 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on butter
#0852AAPL
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Rarity54.92
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #0861 — a pink cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#0861AAPL
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Rarity48.06
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #0894 — a mint cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#0894AAPL
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Rarity54.71
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #0923 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on tangerine
#0923AAPL
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Rarity58.92
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0929 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on tangerine
#0929AAPL
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Rarity59.46
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0947 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on mint
#0947AAPL
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Rarity44.36
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0957 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on volt
#0957AAPL
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Rarity63.5
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0960 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#0960AAPL
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Rarity49.46
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #0988 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#0988AAPL
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Rarity50.33
Rarest: blep 12.9%
Employee #1048 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on volt
#1048AAPL
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Rarity62.73
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #1052 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on charcoal
#1052AAPL
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Rarity52.48
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #1108 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#1108AAPL
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Rarity50.63
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%

End of the list — all 37 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.