The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

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All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #1165 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on butter
#1165NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.41
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1173 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on tangerine
#1173NVDA
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Rarity54.45
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1207 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#1207NVDA
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Rarity48.75
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1236 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#1236NVDA
INTERN
Rarity44.28
Rarest: blep 12.9%
Employee #1266 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#1266NVDA
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Rarity57.34
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1283 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on tangerine
#1283NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.47
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1379 — a cream cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on plasma violet
#1379NVDA
INTERN
Rarity58.17
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #1477 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on mint
#1477NVDA
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Rarity48.32
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1486 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#1486NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.92
Rarest: blep 12.9%
Employee #1580 — a cream cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on butter
#1580NVDA
INTERN
Rarity54.69
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1606 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on rose
#1606NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.34
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1706 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on tangerine
#1706NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.77
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1754 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on charcoal
#1754NVDA
INTERN
Rarity63.17
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #1772 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#1772NVDA
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Rarity54.02
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #1788 — a cream cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on plasma violet
#1788NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.22
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #1830 — a cream cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on hot pink
#1830NVDA
INTERN
Rarity63.02
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1859 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on plasma violet
#1859NVDA
INTERN
Rarity44.57
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #1885 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#1885NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.04
Rarest: blep 12.9%
Employee #1893 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on tangerine
#1893NVDA
INTERN
Rarity45.58
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1930 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on mint
#1930NVDA
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Rarity49.48
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1945 — a cream cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on mint
#1945NVDA
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Rarity59.01
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #1947 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, on volt
#1947NVDA
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Rarity61.67
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #2007 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet
#2007NVDA
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Rarity50.14
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2017 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, on mint
#2017NVDA
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Rarity48.76
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2101 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#2101NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.46
Rarest: lavender 12.4%
Employee #2161 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#2161NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.14
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #2177 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on charcoal
#2177NVDA
INTERN
Rarity54.04
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #2183 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, on periwinkle
#2183NVDA
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Rarity48.04
Rarest: None 12.6%
Employee #2193 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#2193NVDA
INTERN
Rarity62.12
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #2215 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#2215NVDA
INTERN
Rarity53.67
Rarest: magenta 12.3%

End of the list — all 30 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.