The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0117 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on royal
#0117AAPL
INTERN
Rarity56.06
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0129 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on volt
#0129AAPL
INTERN
Rarity53.79
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0330 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on rose
#0330AAPL
INTERN
Rarity44.21
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0433 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on hot pink
#0433AAPL
INTERN
Rarity48.95
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0452 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#0452AAPL
INTERN
Rarity45.49
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0471 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on rose
#0471AAPL
INTERN
Rarity53.69
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #0616 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#0616AAPL
INTERN
Rarity44.7
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #0769 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on hot pink
#0769AAPL
INTERN
Rarity50.3
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1090 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on plasma violet
#1090AAPL
INTERN
Rarity38.97
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #1121 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on butter
#1121NVDA
INTERN
Rarity44.82
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1167 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#1167NVDA
INTERN
Rarity46.72
Rarest: sleepy 13.9%
Employee #1199 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on rose
#1199NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.45
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1239 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on hot pink
#1239NVDA
INTERN
Rarity59.7
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1328 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on volt
#1328NVDA
INTERN
Rarity60.79
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #1336 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on plasma violet
#1336NVDA
INTERN
Rarity44.42
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #1414 — a cream cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on rose
#1414NVDA
INTERN
Rarity53.25
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1463 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#1463NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.42
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1502 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on mint
#1502NVDA
INTERN
Rarity41.24
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1527 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on rose
#1527NVDA
INTERN
Rarity46.19
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1598 — a cream cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on sky
#1598NVDA
INTERN
Rarity49.61
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #1661 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, on butter
#1661NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.15
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1725 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on butter
#1725NVDA
INTERN
Rarity44.66
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1794 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on volt
#1794NVDA
INTERN
Rarity54.33
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #2329 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#2329TSLA
INTERN
Rarity42.14
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #2692 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on mint
#2692TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.25
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2809 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on plasma violet
#2809TSLA
INTERN
Rarity43.24
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2942 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#2942TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.96
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #3178 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, on butter
#3178TSLA
INTERN
Rarity44.65
Rarest: butter 8.8%

End of the list — all 28 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.