The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0120 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on butter

#0120AAPL

#0274AAPL

#0333AAPL

#0406AAPL

Rarest: round-gold 12.1%

Employee #0439 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet

#0439AAPL

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Rarity50.34

Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%

Employee #0528 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on royal

#0528AAPL

#0598AAPL

#0654AAPL

#0679AAPL

Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%

Employee #0692 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle

#0692AAPL

INTERN

Rarity41.67

Rarest: lavender 12.4%

Employee #0731 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on sky

#0731AAPL

#0755AAPL

Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%

Employee #0763 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky

#0763AAPL

INTERN

Rarity46.77

Rarest: round-gold 12.1%

Employee #1159 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on mint

#1159NVDA

#1202NVDA

Rarest: tangerine 7.5%

Employee #1367 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on charcoal

#1367NVDA

INTERN

Rarity47.65

Rarest: charcoal 5.9%

Employee #1758 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose

#1758NVDA

#1789NVDA

#1807NVDA

#1815NVDA

Rarest: hot pink 7.1%

Employee #1910 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on mint

#1910NVDA

#1922NVDA

Rarest: tangerine 7.5%

Employee #2032 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on butter

#2032NVDA

#2056NVDA

#2182NVDA

Rarest: round-gold 12.1%

Employee #2362 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on tangerine

#2362TSLA

INTERN

Rarity51.65

Rarest: tangerine 7.5%

Employee #2383 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal

#2383TSLA

#2452TSLA

Rarest: charcoal 5.9%

Employee #2554 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on volt

#2554TSLA

#2840TSLA

#2901TSLA

#2921TSLA

#2979TSLA

#3028TSLA

Rarest: round-gold 12.1%

Employee #3063 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet

#3063TSLA

INTERN

Rarity43.61

Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%

Employee #3290 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on hot pink

#3290TSLA

INTERN

Rarity60.38

Rarest: hot pink 7.1%

End of the list — all 36 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.