The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #1126 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#1126NVDA
INTERN
Rarity49.26
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #1159 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on mint
#1159NVDA
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Rarity37
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1192 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky
#1192NVDA
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Rarity53.46
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #1200 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on hot pink
#1200NVDA
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Rarity60.11
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1202 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on tangerine
#1202NVDA
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Rarity51.43
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1230 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, on tangerine
#1230NVDA
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Rarity51.24
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1294 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on volt
#1294NVDA
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Rarity60.51
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #1316 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#1316NVDA
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Rarity53.27
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #1342 — a cream cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on hot pink
#1342NVDA
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Rarity59.21
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1367 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on charcoal
#1367NVDA
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Rarity47.65
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #1373 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, on hot pink
#1373NVDA
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Rarity50.02
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1419 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on butter
#1419NVDA
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Rarity48.77
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1471 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on tangerine
#1471NVDA
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Rarity59.56
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1493 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on volt
#1493NVDA
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Rarity53.76
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #1508 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on hot pink
#1508NVDA
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Rarity49.16
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1556 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#1556NVDA
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Rarity46.75
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1560 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#1560NVDA
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Rarity36.43
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #1561 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on hot pink
#1561NVDA
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Rarity54.61
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1609 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#1609NVDA
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Rarity36.99
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #1617 — a cream cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on mint
#1617NVDA
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Rarity43.57
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #1644 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, wearing shades glasses, on mint
#1644NVDA
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Rarity47.44
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1684 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, on tangerine
#1684NVDA
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Rarity49.7
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1722 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#1722NVDA
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Rarity50.85
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1735 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on hot pink
#1735NVDA
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Rarity55.58
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1758 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#1758NVDA
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Rarity45.01
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1789 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#1789NVDA
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Rarity40.69
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #1790 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, on tangerine
#1790NVDA
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Rarity50.03
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1799 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on mint
#1799NVDA
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Rarity47.54
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1807 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on rose
#1807NVDA
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Rarity47.59
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1815 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on hot pink
#1815NVDA
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Rarity50.03
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1821 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on royal
#1821NVDA
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Rarity59.46
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1825 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#1825NVDA
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Rarity40.23
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #1910 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on mint
#1910NVDA
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Rarity45.35
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #1922 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on tangerine
#1922NVDA
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Rarity42.67
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1984 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on plasma violet
#1984NVDA
INTERN
Rarity40.33
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2032 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on butter
#2032NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.84
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2056 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#2056NVDA
INTERN
Rarity36.25
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #2061 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on butter
#2061NVDA
INTERN
Rarity52.01
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2092 — a cream cat, in a black suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on butter
#2092NVDA
INTERN
Rarity56.3
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2095 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on charcoal
#2095NVDA
INTERN
Rarity58.67
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #2120 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#2120NVDA
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Rarity52.51
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2170 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, on mint
#2170NVDA
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Rarity56.6
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #2182 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#2182NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.23
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%

End of the list — all 43 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.