The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0318 — a cream cat, in a green suit, on charcoal
#0318AAPL
INTERN
Rarity62.11
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #0345 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on mint
#0345AAPL
INTERN
Rarity45.19
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0584 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on royal
#0584AAPL
INTERN
Rarity47.63
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0718 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on rose
#0718AAPL
INTERN
Rarity43.63
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0792 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on tangerine
#0792AAPL
INTERN
Rarity53.77
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0808 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#0808AAPL
INTERN
Rarity42.31
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #0895 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#0895AAPL
INTERN
Rarity47.2
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #0903 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on mint
#0903AAPL
INTERN
Rarity43.21
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0932 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on volt
#0932AAPL
INTERN
Rarity55.37
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #1031 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on butter
#1031AAPL
INTERN
Rarity55.86
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1130 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#1130NVDA
INTERN
Rarity41.91
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1176 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on hot pink
#1176NVDA
INTERN
Rarity53.62
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1324 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on mint
#1324NVDA
INTERN
Rarity40.73
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1407 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on royal
#1407NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.07
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1659 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on volt
#1659NVDA
INTERN
Rarity57.78
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #1829 — a cream cat, in a green suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on tangerine
#1829NVDA
INTERN
Rarity55.72
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1852 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#1852NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.85
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #2038 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on periwinkle
#2038NVDA
INTERN
Rarity40.47
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #2154 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#2154NVDA
INTERN
Rarity44.94
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #2171 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky
#2171NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.58
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #2252 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on plasma violet
#2252TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.77
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2367 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#2367TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.13
Rarest: sleepy 13.9%
Employee #2458 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on plasma violet
#2458TSLA
INTERN
Rarity44.79
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2532 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#2532TSLA
INTERN
Rarity42.04
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #2738 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on rose
#2738TSLA
INTERN
Rarity44.03
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2934 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on rose
#2934TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.9
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #3001 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on butter
#3001TSLA
INTERN
Rarity51.48
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #3037 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on hot pink
#3037TSLA
INTERN
Rarity56.62
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #3064 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on volt
#3064TSLA
INTERN
Rarity54.61
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #3132 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#3132TSLA
INTERN
Rarity45.98
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #3202 — a cream cat, in a green suit, on plasma violet
#3202TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.29
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%

End of the list — all 31 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.