The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0109 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on hot pink
#0109AAPL
INTERN
Rarity43.81
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0135 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on rose
#0135AAPL
INTERN
Rarity39.62
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0151 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#0151AAPL
INTERN
Rarity46.2
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #0152 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#0152AAPL
INTERN
Rarity53.58
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0202 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet
#0202AAPL
INTERN
Rarity38.08
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #0216 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on royal
#0216AAPL
INTERN
Rarity42.99
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0365 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on volt
#0365AAPL
INTERN
Rarity57.25
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0482 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#0482AAPL
INTERN
Rarity44
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0614 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet
#0614AAPL
INTERN
Rarity42.75
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #0813 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, wearing shades glasses, on charcoal
#0813AAPL
INTERN
Rarity63.37
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #0870 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#0870AAPL
INTERN
Rarity51.99
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #0901 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#0901AAPL
INTERN
Rarity38.57
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #0922 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#0922AAPL
INTERN
Rarity35.92
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #1109 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#1109AAPL
INTERN
Rarity46.72
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1174 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky
#1174NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.14
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #1303 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, on periwinkle
#1303NVDA
INTERN
Rarity39.23
Rarest: None 12.6%
Employee #1355 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#1355NVDA
INTERN
Rarity46.59
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #1383 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on mint
#1383NVDA
INTERN
Rarity44.92
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1478 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on butter
#1478NVDA
INTERN
Rarity52.78
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1587 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#1587NVDA
INTERN
Rarity41.35
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #1657 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on periwinkle
#1657NVDA
INTERN
Rarity40.03
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #2021 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, on tangerine
#2021NVDA
INTERN
Rarity43.65
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2081 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#2081NVDA
INTERN
Rarity42.47
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2121 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on royal
#2121NVDA
INTERN
Rarity49.33
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2239 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on charcoal
#2239TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.48
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #2245 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#2245TSLA
INTERN
Rarity51.53
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #2249 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on hot pink
#2249TSLA
INTERN
Rarity39.97
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2359 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#2359TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.41
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #2368 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on mint
#2368TSLA
INTERN
Rarity40.4
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2563 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on volt
#2563TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.99
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #2721 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#2721TSLA
INTERN
Rarity36.74
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #2723 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#2723TSLA
INTERN
Rarity44.82
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2853 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#2853TSLA
INTERN
Rarity39.22
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #2993 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on rose
#2993TSLA
INTERN
Rarity38.48
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #3014 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#3014TSLA
INTERN
Rarity43.34
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #3102 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, on butter
#3102TSLA
INTERN
Rarity44.74
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #3186 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#3186TSLA
INTERN
Rarity42.19
Rarest: sleepy 13.9%
Employee #3233 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on royal
#3233TSLA
INTERN
Rarity51.83
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #3270 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, on plasma violet
#3270TSLA
INTERN
Rarity45.05
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #3316 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, on charcoal
#3316TSLA
INTERN
Rarity48.88
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #3322 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on mint
#3322TSLA
INTERN
Rarity35.4
Rarest: mint 11.2%

End of the list — all 41 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.