The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0277 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, on tangerine
#0277AAPL
INTERN
Rarity51.79
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0794 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, on charcoal
#0794AAPL
INTERN
Rarity53.97
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #0907 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, on tangerine
#0907AAPL
INTERN
Rarity51.22
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1031 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on butter
#1031AAPL
INTERN
Rarity55.86
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1109 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#1109AAPL
INTERN
Rarity46.72
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1174 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky
#1174NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.14
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #1317 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, on royal
#1317NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.52
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1437 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#1437NVDA
INTERN
Rarity57.94
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #1478 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on butter
#1478NVDA
INTERN
Rarity52.78
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1657 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on periwinkle
#1657NVDA
INTERN
Rarity40.03
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #1721 — a cream cat, in a black suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on plasma violet
#1721NVDA
INTERN
Rarity54.74
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #1751 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on mint
#1751NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.1
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2048 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#2048NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.14
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #2166 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, on tangerine
#2166NVDA
INTERN
Rarity53.2
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2229 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on mint
#2229TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.9
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2499 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#2499TSLA
INTERN
Rarity53.89
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2619 — a cream cat, in a black suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#2619TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.45
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #3002 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, with a magenta tie, on mint
#3002TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.78
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #3037 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on hot pink
#3037TSLA
INTERN
Rarity56.62
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #3232 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky
#3232TSLA
INTERN
Rarity55.13
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%

End of the list — all 20 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.