The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0330 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on rose
#0330AAPL
INTERN
Rarity44.21
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0433 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on hot pink
#0433AAPL
INTERN
Rarity48.95
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0452 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#0452AAPL
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Rarity45.49
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0525 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on plasma violet
#0525AAPL
INTERN
Rarity39.09
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #0616 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#0616AAPL
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Rarity44.7
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #0718 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on rose
#0718AAPL
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Rarity43.63
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0761 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on mint
#0761AAPL
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Rarity44.87
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0769 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on hot pink
#0769AAPL
INTERN
Rarity50.3
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0793 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#0793AAPL
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Rarity55.57
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #0833 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on charcoal
#0833AAPL
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Rarity49.34
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #0903 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on mint
#0903AAPL
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Rarity43.21
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0922 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#0922AAPL
INTERN
Rarity35.92
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #0932 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on volt
#0932AAPL
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Rarity55.37
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0976 — a cream cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#0976AAPL
INTERN
Rarity48.39
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #1071 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#1071AAPL
INTERN
Rarity47.22
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #1078 — a cream cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on volt
#1078AAPL
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Rarity55.03
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #1090 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on plasma violet
#1090AAPL
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Rarity38.97
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #1102 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on sky
#1102AAPL
INTERN
Rarity39.1
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #1215 — a cream cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on volt
#1215NVDA
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Rarity52.14
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #1328 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on volt
#1328NVDA
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Rarity60.79
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #1414 — a cream cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on rose
#1414NVDA
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Rarity53.25
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1448 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#1448NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.32
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1508 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on hot pink
#1508NVDA
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Rarity49.16
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1560 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#1560NVDA
INTERN
Rarity36.43
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #1580 — a cream cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on butter
#1580NVDA
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Rarity54.69
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1581 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on butter
#1581NVDA
INTERN
Rarity40.73
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1609 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#1609NVDA
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Rarity36.99
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #1617 — a cream cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on mint
#1617NVDA
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Rarity43.57
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #1648 — a cream cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on mint
#1648NVDA
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Rarity47.13
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #1706 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on tangerine
#1706NVDA
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Rarity50.77
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1794 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on volt
#1794NVDA
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Rarity54.33
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #1796 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#1796NVDA
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Rarity38.71
Rarest: lavender 12.4%
Employee #1859 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on plasma violet
#1859NVDA
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Rarity44.57
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #1984 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on plasma violet
#1984NVDA
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Rarity40.33
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2081 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#2081NVDA
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Rarity42.47
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2083 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on sky
#2083NVDA
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Rarity36.86
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #2249 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on hot pink
#2249TSLA
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Rarity39.97
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2252 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on plasma violet
#2252TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.77
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2340 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on charcoal
#2340TSLA
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Rarity49.93
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #2390 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#2390TSLA
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Rarity33.4
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #2458 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on plasma violet
#2458TSLA
INTERN
Rarity44.79
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2500 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on charcoal
#2500TSLA
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Rarity49.73
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #2577 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on plasma violet
#2577TSLA
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Rarity36.96
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2692 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on mint
#2692TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.25
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2738 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on rose
#2738TSLA
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Rarity44.03
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2795 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on mint
#2795TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.26
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2853 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#2853TSLA
INTERN
Rarity39.22
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #3172 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on rose
#3172TSLA
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Rarity40.73
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #3178 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, on butter
#3178TSLA
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Rarity44.65
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #3186 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#3186TSLA
INTERN
Rarity42.19
Rarest: sleepy 13.9%

End of the list — all 50 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.