The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0116 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on mint
#0116AAPL
INTERN
Rarity35.92
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0142 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#0142AAPL
INTERN
Rarity43.34
Rarest: blep 12.9%
Employee #0143 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on butter
#0143AAPL
INTERN
Rarity55.53
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0191 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet
#0191AAPL
INTERN
Rarity41.45
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #0333 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on volt
#0333AAPL
INTERN
Rarity61.19
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0528 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on royal
#0528AAPL
INTERN
Rarity48.44
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0923 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on tangerine
#0923AAPL
INTERN
Rarity58.92
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0929 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on tangerine
#0929AAPL
INTERN
Rarity59.46
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1075 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#1075AAPL
INTERN
Rarity43.44
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #1150 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on mint
#1150NVDA
INTERN
Rarity46.83
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1159 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on mint
#1159NVDA
INTERN
Rarity37
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1202 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on tangerine
#1202NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.43
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1273 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on volt
#1273NVDA
INTERN
Rarity57.82
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #1454 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#1454NVDA
INTERN
Rarity40.92
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #1756 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on volt
#1756NVDA
INTERN
Rarity59.1
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #1772 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#1772NVDA
INTERN
Rarity54.02
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #1789 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#1789NVDA
INTERN
Rarity40.69
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #1866 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#1866NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.89
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #1981 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on royal
#1981NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.46
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2452 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on charcoal
#2452TSLA
INTERN
Rarity54.52
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #2474 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on tangerine
#2474TSLA
INTERN
Rarity40.29
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2554 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on volt
#2554TSLA
INTERN
Rarity58.31
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #2612 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on tangerine
#2612TSLA
INTERN
Rarity45.43
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2979 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on royal
#2979TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.01
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #3015 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#3015TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.81
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #3028 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky
#3028TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.94
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%

End of the list — all 26 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.