The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

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All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0202 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet

#0202AAPL

INTERN

Rarity38.08

Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%

Employee #0274 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on volt

#0274AAPL

#0406AAPL

Rarest: round-gold 12.1%

Employee #0459 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet

#0459AAPL

INTERN

Rarity47.64

Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%

Employee #0482 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint

#0482AAPL

#0576AAPL

#0614AAPL

Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%

Employee #0654 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle

#0654AAPL

#0679AAPL

Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%

Employee #0763 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky

#0763AAPL

INTERN

Rarity46.77

Rarest: round-gold 12.1%

Employee #0901 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on sky

#0901AAPL

#0988AAPL

#1165NVDA

#1283NVDA

Rarest: tangerine 7.5%

Employee #1367 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on charcoal

#1367NVDA

INTERN

Rarity47.65

Rarest: charcoal 5.9%

Employee #1758 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose

#1758NVDA

#1807NVDA

#1910NVDA

#1913NVDA

#1922NVDA

Rarest: tangerine 7.5%

Employee #2032 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on butter

#2032NVDA

#2053NVDA

#2056NVDA

#2182NVDA

Rarest: round-gold 12.1%

Employee #2193 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose

#2193NVDA

#2362TSLA

Rarest: tangerine 7.5%

Employee #2383 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal

#2383TSLA

#2428TSLA

#2528TSLA

Rarest: hot pink 7.1%

Employee #2545 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on rose

#2545TSLA

#2563TSLA

#2721TSLA

#2901TSLA

#3018TSLA

#3063TSLA

Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%

Employee #3233 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on royal

#3233TSLA

#3322TSLA

End of the list — all 37 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.