The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #1115 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on hot pink

#1115NVDA

INTERN

Rarity44.91

Rarest: hot pink 7.1%

Employee #1130 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint

#1130NVDA

#1150NVDA

#1156NVDA

Rarest: hot pink 7.1%

Employee #1159 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on mint

#1159NVDA

#1165NVDA

#1202NVDA

Rarest: tangerine 7.5%

Employee #1273 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on volt

#1273NVDA

#1283NVDA

Rarest: tangerine 7.5%

Employee #1304 — a cream cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, on royal

#1304NVDA

#1367NVDA

Rarest: charcoal 5.9%

Employee #1407 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on royal

#1407NVDA

#1454NVDA

Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%

Employee #1528 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on royal

#1528NVDA

#1551NVDA

Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%

Employee #1600 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on charcoal

#1600NVDA

INTERN

Rarity50.84

Rarest: charcoal 5.9%

Employee #1616 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky

#1616NVDA

#1756NVDA

#1758NVDA

#1772NVDA

#1789NVDA

#1807NVDA

#1814NVDA

Rarest: tangerine 7.5%

Employee #1815 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on hot pink

#1815NVDA

INTERN

Rarity50.03

Rarest: hot pink 7.1%

Employee #1866 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle

#1866NVDA

#1881NVDA

#1885NVDA

#1908NVDA

Rarest: hot pink 7.1%

Employee #1910 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on mint

#1910NVDA

#1913NVDA

#1922NVDA

Rarest: tangerine 7.5%

Employee #1928 — a cream cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, on mint

#1928NVDA

#1981NVDA

#2007NVDA

Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%

Employee #2032 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on butter

#2032NVDA

#2053NVDA

#2056NVDA

#2062NVDA

#2101NVDA

Rarest: lavender 12.4%

Employee #2158 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on tangerine

#2158NVDA

INTERN

Rarity57.99

Rarest: tangerine 7.5%

Employee #2182 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle

#2182NVDA

INTERN

Rarity47.23

Rarest: round-gold 12.1%

Employee #2193 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose

#2193NVDA

INTERN

Rarity62.12

Rarest: wink 8.6%

End of the list — all 42 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.