The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0006 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on sky
#0006AAPL
INTERN
Rarity43.85
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #0015 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on mint
#0015AAPL
INTERN
Rarity42.87
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0079 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on butter
#0079AAPL
INTERN
Rarity46.09
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0092 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#0092AAPL
INTERN
Rarity45.92
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0097 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on rose
#0097AAPL
INTERN
Rarity45.48
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0127 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on rose
#0127AAPL
INTERN
Rarity43.48
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0140 — a gray cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on volt
#0140AAPL
INTERN
Rarity62.78
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0264 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on charcoal
#0264AAPL
INTERN
Rarity51.76
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #0304 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#0304AAPL
INTERN
Rarity42.32
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #0320 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on butter
#0320AAPL
INTERN
Rarity54.2
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0338 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on tangerine
#0338AAPL
INTERN
Rarity56.38
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0350 — a gray cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on butter
#0350AAPL
INTERN
Rarity52.3
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0366 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on mint
#0366AAPL
INTERN
Rarity43.89
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0374 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on royal
#0374AAPL
INTERN
Rarity53.07
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0425 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#0425AAPL
INTERN
Rarity38.27
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #0463 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on mint
#0463AAPL
INTERN
Rarity49.91
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #0550 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#0550AAPL
INTERN
Rarity50.11
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #0573 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#0573AAPL
INTERN
Rarity46.31
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #0582 — a gray cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, on sky
#0582AAPL
INTERN
Rarity49.58
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #0701 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on butter
#0701AAPL
INTERN
Rarity44
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0739 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on butter
#0739AAPL
INTERN
Rarity52.3
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0742 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on plasma violet
#0742AAPL
INTERN
Rarity48.99
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #0745 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, on royal
#0745AAPL
INTERN
Rarity46.72
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0750 — a gray cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on plasma violet
#0750AAPL
INTERN
Rarity47.53
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #0776 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#0776AAPL
INTERN
Rarity48.48
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #0817 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on tangerine
#0817AAPL
INTERN
Rarity45.16
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0842 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on mint
#0842AAPL
INTERN
Rarity46.31
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0938 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on charcoal
#0938AAPL
INTERN
Rarity50.79
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #0949 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on butter
#0949AAPL
INTERN
Rarity46.89
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1032 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#1032AAPL
INTERN
Rarity35.36
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #1033 — a gray cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on plasma violet
#1033AAPL
INTERN
Rarity46.12
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #1073 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on butter
#1073AAPL
INTERN
Rarity53.58
Rarest: butter 8.8%

End of the list — all 32 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.