The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0035 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on mint
#0035AAPL
INTERN
Rarity49.21
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0265 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on sky
#0265AAPL
INTERN
Rarity42.63
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #0427 — a gray cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#0427AAPL
INTERN
Rarity52.84
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #0730 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on sky
#0730AAPL
INTERN
Rarity40.98
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #1270 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on plasma violet
#1270NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.04
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #1677 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on charcoal
#1677NVDA
INTERN
Rarity53.06
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #1844 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing shades glasses, on tangerine
#1844NVDA
INTERN
Rarity55.16
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2008 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, on mint
#2008NVDA
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Rarity49.13
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2169 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on charcoal
#2169NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.41
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #2231 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#2231TSLA
INTERN
Rarity44.22
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #2515 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on rose
#2515TSLA
INTERN
Rarity42.05
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2527 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky
#2527TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.79
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #2605 — a gray cat, in a lavender suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on plasma violet
#2605TSLA
INTERN
Rarity54.73
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2620 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on volt
#2620TSLA
INTERN
Rarity60.14
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #2643 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on mint
#2643TSLA
INTERN
Rarity45.33
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2801 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on royal
#2801TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.52
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #3077 — a gray cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#3077TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.41
Rarest: lavender 12.4%
Employee #3092 — a gray cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#3092TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.94
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #3170 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#3170TSLA
INTERN
Rarity38.59
Rarest: sky 13.8%

End of the list — all 19 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.