The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #1131 — a gray cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on charcoal
#1131NVDA
INTERN
Rarity57.83
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #1132 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on hot pink
#1132NVDA
INTERN
Rarity49.88
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1211 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#1211NVDA
INTERN
Rarity42.25
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #1214 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on tangerine
#1214NVDA
INTERN
Rarity44.88
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1270 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on plasma violet
#1270NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.04
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #1276 — a gray cat, in a black suit, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#1276NVDA
INTERN
Rarity53.77
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #1295 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on mint
#1295NVDA
INTERN
Rarity44.08
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1309 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on charcoal
#1309NVDA
INTERN
Rarity54.57
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #1349 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#1349NVDA
INTERN
Rarity43.9
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #1366 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on rose
#1366NVDA
INTERN
Rarity44.22
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1381 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, on mint
#1381NVDA
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Rarity47.95
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1396 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, on tangerine
#1396NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1400 — a gray cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on mint
#1400NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.84
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #1415 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#1415NVDA
INTERN
Rarity39.48
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #1459 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#1459NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.07
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #1530 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, on volt
#1530NVDA
INTERN
Rarity56.12
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #1541 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on hot pink
#1541NVDA
INTERN
Rarity41.4
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1549 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on royal
#1549NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.87
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1553 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on plasma violet
#1553NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.74
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #1569 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#1569NVDA
INTERN
Rarity49.21
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #1571 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on sky
#1571NVDA
INTERN
Rarity40.13
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #1591 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, on royal
#1591NVDA
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Rarity50.07
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1636 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on tangerine
#1636NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.8
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1650 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, on mint
#1650NVDA
INTERN
Rarity44.94
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1660 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on hot pink
#1660NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.06
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1677 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on charcoal
#1677NVDA
INTERN
Rarity53.06
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #1700 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, on mint
#1700NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.1
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1805 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#1805NVDA
INTERN
Rarity45.74
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1813 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on plasma violet
#1813NVDA
INTERN
Rarity45.35
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #1844 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing shades glasses, on tangerine
#1844NVDA
INTERN
Rarity55.16
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1879 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#1879NVDA
INTERN
Rarity40.45
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #1942 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#1942NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.92
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1962 — a gray cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#1962NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.97
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #1978 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on hot pink
#1978NVDA
INTERN
Rarity46.37
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2000 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on volt
#2000NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.61
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #2008 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, on mint
#2008NVDA
INTERN
Rarity49.13
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2029 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, on tangerine
#2029NVDA
INTERN
Rarity49
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2049 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#2049NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.47
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #2051 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on volt
#2051NVDA
INTERN
Rarity56.95
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #2057 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on rose
#2057NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.25
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2064 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on butter
#2064NVDA
INTERN
Rarity54.57
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #2073 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#2073NVDA
INTERN
Rarity43.01
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #2104 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on butter
#2104NVDA
INTERN
Rarity49.41
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #2169 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on charcoal
#2169NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.41
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #2220 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on charcoal
#2220NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.13
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%

End of the list — all 45 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.