The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0177 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#0177AAPL
INTERN
Rarity53.64
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0228 — a gray cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, on rose
#0228AAPL
INTERN
Rarity49.67
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0236 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, on hot pink
#0236AAPL
INTERN
Rarity49.42
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0284 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#0284AAPL
INTERN
Rarity55.08
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0312 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#0312AAPL
INTERN
Rarity49.74
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0559 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#0559AAPL
INTERN
Rarity37.17
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #0607 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#0607AAPL
INTERN
Rarity42.02
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #0681 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on mint
#0681AAPL
INTERN
Rarity46.81
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0784 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#0784AAPL
INTERN
Rarity47.2
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #0828 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#0828AAPL
INTERN
Rarity51.64
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0934 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on tangerine
#0934AAPL
INTERN
Rarity50.44
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1146 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on royal
#1146NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.9
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1439 — a gray cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, on mint
#1439NVDA
INTERN
Rarity44.62
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #1709 — a gray cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#1709NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.29
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #1717 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#1717NVDA
INTERN
Rarity39.11
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #1726 — a gray cat, in a black suit, on plasma violet
#1726NVDA
INTERN
Rarity49.87
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #1884 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#1884NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.99
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1886 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#1886NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.99
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1923 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on butter
#1923NVDA
INTERN
Rarity49.49
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #1946 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on hot pink
#1946NVDA
INTERN
Rarity54.12
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2027 — a gray cat, in a green suit, on sky
#2027NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.14
Rarest: None 12.6%
Employee #2079 — a gray cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on butter
#2079NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.98
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2319 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on charcoal
#2319TSLA
INTERN
Rarity51.35
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #2613 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on hot pink
#2613TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.43
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2693 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on tangerine
#2693TSLA
INTERN
Rarity43.41
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2786 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#2786TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.53
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2790 — a gray cat, in a lavender suit, on butter
#2790TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.98
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #3003 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on plasma violet
#3003TSLA
INTERN
Rarity42.13
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #3200 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#3200TSLA
INTERN
Rarity48.49
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #3297 — a gray cat, in a black suit, with a magenta tie, on sky
#3297TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.78
Rarest: black 9.7%

End of the list — all 30 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.