The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0138 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on mint
#0138AAPL
INTERN
Rarity42.03
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0177 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#0177AAPL
INTERN
Rarity53.64
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0382 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, on volt
#0382AAPL
INTERN
Rarity53.87
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0545 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on tangerine
#0545AAPL
INTERN
Rarity48.86
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0559 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#0559AAPL
INTERN
Rarity37.17
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #0607 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#0607AAPL
INTERN
Rarity42.02
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #0681 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on mint
#0681AAPL
INTERN
Rarity46.81
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0746 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, on sky
#0746AAPL
INTERN
Rarity39.58
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #0824 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, on sky
#0824AAPL
INTERN
Rarity43.42
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #0841 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#0841AAPL
INTERN
Rarity47.33
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #1247 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on mint
#1247NVDA
INTERN
Rarity44.27
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1440 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on charcoal
#1440NVDA
INTERN
Rarity55.95
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #1452 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on hot pink
#1452NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.89
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1576 — a gray cat, in a green suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky
#1576NVDA
INTERN
Rarity52.88
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #1618 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on hot pink
#1618NVDA
INTERN
Rarity49.95
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1693 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on rose
#1693NVDA
INTERN
Rarity39
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1739 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#1739NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.04
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1886 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#1886NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.99
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1967 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet
#1967NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.57
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2027 — a gray cat, in a green suit, on sky
#2027NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.14
Rarest: None 12.6%
Employee #2063 — a gray cat, in a green suit, on royal
#2063NVDA
INTERN
Rarity53.48
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2188 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, on royal
#2188NVDA
INTERN
Rarity49.43
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2537 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on royal
#2537TSLA
INTERN
Rarity51.7
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2599 — a gray cat, in a green suit, on rose
#2599TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.36
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2693 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on tangerine
#2693TSLA
INTERN
Rarity43.41
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2709 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, on mint
#2709TSLA
INTERN
Rarity45.74
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2803 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on volt
#2803TSLA
INTERN
Rarity60.41
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #2805 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on mint
#2805TSLA
INTERN
Rarity40.53
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2857 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on tangerine
#2857TSLA
INTERN
Rarity42.77
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #3007 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#3007TSLA
INTERN
Rarity44.85
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #3075 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on mint
#3075TSLA
INTERN
Rarity45.05
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #3081 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on butter
#3081TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.09
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #3154 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on volt
#3154TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.31
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #3175 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#3175TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.31
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #3200 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#3200TSLA
INTERN
Rarity48.49
Rarest: magenta 12.3%

End of the list — all 35 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.