The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0025 — a gray cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on butter
#0025AAPL
INTERN
Rarity58.42
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0110 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on mint
#0110AAPL
INTERN
Rarity46.91
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0272 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#0272AAPL
INTERN
Rarity44.9
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #0317 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, on sky
#0317AAPL
INTERN
Rarity43.66
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #0320 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on butter
#0320AAPL
INTERN
Rarity54.2
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0350 — a gray cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on butter
#0350AAPL
INTERN
Rarity52.3
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0353 — a gray cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on rose
#0353AAPL
INTERN
Rarity47.22
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0354 — a gray cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on charcoal
#0354AAPL
INTERN
Rarity55.97
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #0377 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#0377AAPL
INTERN
Rarity50.51
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #0423 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on volt
#0423AAPL
INTERN
Rarity65.48
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0469 — a gray cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#0469AAPL
INTERN
Rarity50.44
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #0488 — a gray cat, in a lavender suit, with a magenta tie, on rose
#0488AAPL
INTERN
Rarity51.26
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0601 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#0601AAPL
INTERN
Rarity57.19
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #0632 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#0632AAPL
INTERN
Rarity46.28
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #0695 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#0695AAPL
INTERN
Rarity44.75
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #0789 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#0789AAPL
INTERN
Rarity58.77
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #0844 — a gray cat, in a lavender suit, on hot pink
#0844AAPL
INTERN
Rarity57.19
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0884 — a gray cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on charcoal
#0884AAPL
INTERN
Rarity66.23
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #0938 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on charcoal
#0938AAPL
INTERN
Rarity50.79
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #0949 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on butter
#0949AAPL
INTERN
Rarity46.89
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0991 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#0991AAPL
INTERN
Rarity50.25
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1006 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on royal
#1006AAPL
INTERN
Rarity57.53
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1096 — a gray cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on royal
#1096AAPL
INTERN
Rarity59.96
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1108 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#1108AAPL
INTERN
Rarity50.63
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%

End of the list — all 24 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.