The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0006 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on sky
#0006AAPL
INTERN
Rarity43.85
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #0828 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#0828AAPL
INTERN
Rarity51.64
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0934 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on tangerine
#0934AAPL
INTERN
Rarity50.44
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1349 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#1349NVDA
INTERN
Rarity43.9
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #1366 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on rose
#1366NVDA
INTERN
Rarity44.22
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1549 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on royal
#1549NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.87
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1570 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#1570NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.21
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #1942 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#1942NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.92
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1978 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on hot pink
#1978NVDA
INTERN
Rarity46.37
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2073 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#2073NVDA
INTERN
Rarity43.01
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #2132 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on hot pink
#2132NVDA
INTERN
Rarity46.07
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2212 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on hot pink
#2212NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.43
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2319 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on charcoal
#2319TSLA
INTERN
Rarity51.35
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #2487 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on rose
#2487TSLA
INTERN
Rarity44.47
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2561 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#2561TSLA
INTERN
Rarity40.59
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #2863 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#2863TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.11
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #2869 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#2869TSLA
INTERN
Rarity45.07
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #2929 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#2929TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.79
Rarest: wink 8.6%

End of the list — all 18 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.