The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0266 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on volt
#0266AAPL
INTERN
Rarity52.63
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0289 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#0289AAPL
INTERN
Rarity47.28
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0651 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky
#0651AAPL
INTERN
Rarity42.01
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #0664 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#0664AAPL
INTERN
Rarity42.31
Rarest: blep 12.9%
Employee #0733 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on charcoal
#0733AAPL
INTERN
Rarity46.01
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #0802 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#0802AAPL
INTERN
Rarity35.18
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #0819 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#0819AAPL
INTERN
Rarity36.75
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #0826 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#0826AAPL
INTERN
Rarity43.05
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0948 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, on rose
#0948AAPL
INTERN
Rarity48.13
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0956 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on mint
#0956AAPL
INTERN
Rarity40.02
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1010 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#1010AAPL
INTERN
Rarity45.27
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1032 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#1032AAPL
INTERN
Rarity35.36
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #1114 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on volt
#1114NVDA
INTERN
Rarity55.29
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #1152 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on butter
#1152NVDA
INTERN
Rarity40.7
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1157 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on plasma violet
#1157NVDA
INTERN
Rarity37.59
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #1179 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky
#1179NVDA
INTERN
Rarity45.57
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #1214 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on tangerine
#1214NVDA
INTERN
Rarity44.88
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1309 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on charcoal
#1309NVDA
INTERN
Rarity54.57
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #1415 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#1415NVDA
INTERN
Rarity39.48
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #1422 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on tangerine
#1422NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.3
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1447 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#1447NVDA
INTERN
Rarity37.76
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #1449 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#1449NVDA
INTERN
Rarity35.35
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #1553 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on plasma violet
#1553NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.74
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #1571 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on sky
#1571NVDA
INTERN
Rarity40.13
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #1660 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on hot pink
#1660NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.06
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1769 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#1769NVDA
INTERN
Rarity49.04
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #1813 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on plasma violet
#1813NVDA
INTERN
Rarity45.35
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2042 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on mint
#2042NVDA
INTERN
Rarity46.06
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2149 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on mint
#2149NVDA
INTERN
Rarity37.37
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2199 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on volt
#2199NVDA
INTERN
Rarity55.89
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #2220 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on charcoal
#2220NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.13
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #2224 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on hot pink
#2224TSLA
INTERN
Rarity43.27
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2299 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#2299TSLA
INTERN
Rarity44.83
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #2444 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#2444TSLA
INTERN
Rarity42.88
Rarest: sleepy 13.9%
Employee #2534 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on mint
#2534TSLA
INTERN
Rarity38.7
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2757 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on sky
#2757TSLA
INTERN
Rarity38.42
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #2878 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on volt
#2878TSLA
INTERN
Rarity53.63
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #2964 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on hot pink
#2964TSLA
INTERN
Rarity44.44
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%

End of the list — all 38 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.