The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #1137 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on rose
#1137NVDA
INTERN
Rarity41.21
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1166 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#1166NVDA
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Rarity52.61
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1169 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#1169NVDA
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Rarity66.48
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #1177 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on mint
#1177NVDA
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Rarity51.48
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1211 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#1211NVDA
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Rarity42.25
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #1225 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#1225NVDA
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Rarity41.42
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #1308 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, on tangerine
#1308NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.61
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1405 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#1405NVDA
INTERN
Rarity57.25
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #1450 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on butter
#1450NVDA
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Rarity47.55
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1467 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#1467NVDA
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Rarity51.18
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #1474 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, on rose
#1474NVDA
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Rarity56.03
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1504 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#1504NVDA
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Rarity54.86
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #1525 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#1525NVDA
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Rarity41.41
Rarest: blep 12.9%
Employee #1541 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on hot pink
#1541NVDA
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Rarity41.4
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1558 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#1558NVDA
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Rarity39.56
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #1591 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, on royal
#1591NVDA
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Rarity50.07
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1627 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on charcoal
#1627NVDA
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Rarity50.73
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #1638 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#1638NVDA
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Rarity44.54
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #1667 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, on sky
#1667NVDA
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Rarity42.79
Rarest: None 12.6%
Employee #1683 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#1683NVDA
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Rarity50.28
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #1728 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on butter
#1728NVDA
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Rarity45.11
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1844 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing shades glasses, on tangerine
#1844NVDA
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Rarity55.16
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1880 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#1880NVDA
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Rarity43.78
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #1884 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#1884NVDA
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Rarity51.99
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1923 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on butter
#1923NVDA
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Rarity49.49
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #1946 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on hot pink
#1946NVDA
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Rarity54.12
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1960 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on mint
#1960NVDA
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Rarity41.04
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1969 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#1969NVDA
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Rarity47.12
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1985 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#1985NVDA
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Rarity36.28
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #2000 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on volt
#2000NVDA
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Rarity48.61
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #2008 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, on mint
#2008NVDA
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Rarity49.13
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2029 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, on tangerine
#2029NVDA
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Rarity49
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2043 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#2043NVDA
INTERN
Rarity55.31
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2049 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#2049NVDA
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Rarity50.47
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #2064 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on butter
#2064NVDA
INTERN
Rarity54.57
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #2080 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on mint
#2080NVDA
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Rarity51.93
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2108 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on periwinkle
#2108NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.01
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #2140 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#2140NVDA
INTERN
Rarity49.86
Rarest: None 12.6%
Employee #2169 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on charcoal
#2169NVDA
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Rarity50.41
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #2208 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on butter
#2208NVDA
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Rarity47.8
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2217 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#2217NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.94
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%

End of the list — all 41 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.