The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #1132 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on hot pink
#1132NVDA
INTERN
Rarity49.88
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1141 — a gray cat, in a green suit, on royal
#1141NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.66
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1247 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on mint
#1247NVDA
INTERN
Rarity44.27
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1365 — a gray cat, in a green suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on rose
#1365NVDA
INTERN
Rarity58.84
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1391 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, on royal
#1391NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.38
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1396 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, on tangerine
#1396NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1440 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on charcoal
#1440NVDA
INTERN
Rarity55.95
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #1452 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on hot pink
#1452NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.89
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1536 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on royal
#1536NVDA
INTERN
Rarity54.49
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1576 — a gray cat, in a green suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky
#1576NVDA
INTERN
Rarity52.88
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #1602 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on butter
#1602NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.44
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1618 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on hot pink
#1618NVDA
INTERN
Rarity49.95
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1636 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on tangerine
#1636NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.8
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1693 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on rose
#1693NVDA
INTERN
Rarity39
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1700 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, on mint
#1700NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.1
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1739 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#1739NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.04
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1798 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#1798NVDA
INTERN
Rarity53.98
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1879 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#1879NVDA
INTERN
Rarity40.45
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #1886 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#1886NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.99
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1967 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet
#1967NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.57
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2027 — a gray cat, in a green suit, on sky
#2027NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.14
Rarest: None 12.6%
Employee #2034 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on charcoal
#2034NVDA
INTERN
Rarity49.17
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #2057 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on rose
#2057NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.25
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2063 — a gray cat, in a green suit, on royal
#2063NVDA
INTERN
Rarity53.48
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2110 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on charcoal
#2110NVDA
INTERN
Rarity52.23
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #2188 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, on royal
#2188NVDA
INTERN
Rarity49.43
Rarest: royal 7.1%

End of the list — all 26 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.