The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #2224 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on hot pink
#2224TSLA
INTERN
Rarity43.27
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2231 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#2231TSLA
INTERN
Rarity44.22
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #2288 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on mint
#2288TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.37
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2301 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on butter
#2301TSLA
INTERN
Rarity43.12
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2353 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on royal
#2353TSLA
INTERN
Rarity43.68
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2403 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on sky
#2403TSLA
INTERN
Rarity37.86
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #2410 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#2410TSLA
INTERN
Rarity39.72
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #2444 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#2444TSLA
INTERN
Rarity42.88
Rarest: sleepy 13.9%
Employee #2490 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#2490TSLA
INTERN
Rarity44.02
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #2497 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#2497TSLA
INTERN
Rarity56.13
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2515 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on rose
#2515TSLA
INTERN
Rarity42.05
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2527 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky
#2527TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.79
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #2529 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#2529TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.48
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #2534 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on mint
#2534TSLA
INTERN
Rarity38.7
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2542 — a gray cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, on mint
#2542TSLA
INTERN
Rarity43.9
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2585 — a gray cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on volt
#2585TSLA
INTERN
Rarity56.83
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #2593 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on mint
#2593TSLA
INTERN
Rarity37.65
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2598 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#2598TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.1
Rarest: sleepy 13.9%
Employee #2620 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on volt
#2620TSLA
INTERN
Rarity60.14
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #2674 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky
#2674TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.12
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #2691 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on plasma violet
#2691TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.94
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2693 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on tangerine
#2693TSLA
INTERN
Rarity43.41
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2703 — a gray cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on rose
#2703TSLA
INTERN
Rarity54.68
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2715 — a gray cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on butter
#2715TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.65
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2718 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on royal
#2718TSLA
INTERN
Rarity55.71
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2733 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#2733TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.88
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2757 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on sky
#2757TSLA
INTERN
Rarity38.42
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #2770 — a gray cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on butter
#2770TSLA
INTERN
Rarity51.45
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2779 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on charcoal
#2779TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.35
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #2785 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#2785TSLA
INTERN
Rarity40.65
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #2803 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on volt
#2803TSLA
INTERN
Rarity60.41
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #2857 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on tangerine
#2857TSLA
INTERN
Rarity42.77
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2909 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on mint
#2909TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.18
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2964 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on hot pink
#2964TSLA
INTERN
Rarity44.44
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2975 — a gray cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#2975TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.7
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #3013 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#3013TSLA
INTERN
Rarity43.8
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #3027 — a gray cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on royal
#3027TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.41
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #3041 — a gray cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, on hot pink
#3041TSLA
INTERN
Rarity48.72
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #3073 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on volt
#3073TSLA
INTERN
Rarity53.65
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #3077 — a gray cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#3077TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.41
Rarest: lavender 12.4%
Employee #3081 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on butter
#3081TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.09
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #3100 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on tangerine
#3100TSLA
INTERN
Rarity42.52
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #3103 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky
#3103TSLA
INTERN
Rarity48.34
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #3110 — a gray cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on charcoal
#3110TSLA
INTERN
Rarity58.88
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #3117 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#3117TSLA
INTERN
Rarity43.01
Rarest: blep 12.9%
Employee #3130 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on hot pink
#3130TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.46
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #3133 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on rose
#3133TSLA
INTERN
Rarity51.7
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #3142 — a gray cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on sky
#3142TSLA
INTERN
Rarity48.22
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #3243 — a gray cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, on charcoal
#3243TSLA
INTERN
Rarity57.56
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #3249 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on volt
#3249TSLA
INTERN
Rarity56.29
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #3254 — a gray cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on butter
#3254TSLA
INTERN
Rarity55.99
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #3269 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on butter
#3269TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.69
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #3274 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on plasma violet
#3274TSLA
INTERN
Rarity43.53
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #3281 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on mint
#3281TSLA
INTERN
Rarity41.67
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #3327 — a gray cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#3327TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.31
Rarest: black 9.7%

End of the list — all 55 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.