The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #1128 — a lavender cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky

#1128NVDA

INTERN

Rarity52.2

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #1136 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, on charcoal

#1136NVDA

INTERN

Rarity58.61

Rarest: charcoal 5.9%

Employee #1206 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on periwinkle

#1206NVDA

INTERN

Rarity52.35

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #1313 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on butter

#1313NVDA

INTERN

Rarity49.02

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #1339 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on periwinkle

#1339NVDA

INTERN

Rarity46.79

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #1347 — a lavender cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on tangerine

#1347NVDA

INTERN

Rarity54.03

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #1398 — a lavender cat, in a green suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on hot pink

#1398NVDA

INTERN

Rarity63.61

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #1472 — a lavender cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on royal

#1472NVDA

INTERN

Rarity56.83

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #1539 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on tangerine

#1539NVDA

INTERN

Rarity61.31

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #1554 — a lavender cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky

#1554NVDA

INTERN

Rarity56.87

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #1595 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on butter

#1595NVDA

INTERN

Rarity52.85

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #1631 — a lavender cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky

#1631NVDA

INTERN

Rarity57.09

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #1687 — a lavender cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal

#1687NVDA

INTERN

Rarity57.4

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #1727 — a lavender cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose

#1727NVDA

INTERN

Rarity61.87

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #1876 — a lavender cat, in a mustard suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint

#1876NVDA

INTERN

Rarity66.7

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #1883 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, on periwinkle

#1883NVDA

INTERN

Rarity55.74

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #1917 — a lavender cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky

#1917NVDA

INTERN

Rarity60.44

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #1971 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on butter

#1971NVDA

INTERN

Rarity66.85

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #2011 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky

#2011NVDA

INTERN

Rarity52.7

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #2023 — a lavender cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on royal

#2023NVDA

INTERN

Rarity62.52

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #2133 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on royal

#2133NVDA

INTERN

Rarity51.54

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #2146 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on butter

#2146NVDA

INTERN

Rarity56.94

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #2153 — a lavender cat, in a lavender suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on volt

#2153NVDA

#2155NVDA

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

End of the list — all 24 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.