The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #1117 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on tangerine

#1117NVDA

INTERN

Rarity51.03

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #1203 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on charcoal

#1203NVDA

INTERN

Rarity61.34

Rarest: charcoal 5.9%

Employee #1269 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint

#1269NVDA

INTERN

Rarity48.38

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #1277 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on volt

#1277NVDA

#1281NVDA

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #1296 — a lavender cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, on plasma violet

#1296NVDA

INTERN

Rarity52.62

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #1312 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on mint

#1312NVDA

INTERN

Rarity51.6

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #1330 — a lavender cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on plasma violet

#1330NVDA

INTERN

Rarity59.99

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #1361 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, on mint

#1361NVDA

INTERN

Rarity51.76

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #1386 — a lavender cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on butter

#1386NVDA

INTERN

Rarity66.35

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #1387 — a lavender cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose

#1387NVDA

INTERN

Rarity60.84

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #1423 — a lavender cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle

#1423NVDA

INTERN

Rarity61.81

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #1548 — a lavender cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, on volt

#1548NVDA

#1555NVDA

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #1563 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on periwinkle

#1563NVDA

INTERN

Rarity48.35

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #1594 — a lavender cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, on butter

#1594NVDA

INTERN

Rarity54.18

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #1625 — a lavender cat, in a mustard suit, on sky

#1625NVDA

INTERN

Rarity49.66

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #1668 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on tangerine

#1668NVDA

INTERN

Rarity50.05

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #1719 — a lavender cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle

#1719NVDA

INTERN

Rarity48.18

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #1749 — a lavender cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal

#1749NVDA

INTERN

Rarity67.45

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #1817 — a lavender cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky

#1817NVDA

INTERN

Rarity55.61

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #1820 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on hot pink

#1820NVDA

INTERN

Rarity52.9

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #1833 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on tangerine

#1833NVDA

INTERN

Rarity59.28

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #1898 — a lavender cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on volt

#1898NVDA

#1936NVDA

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #2037 — a lavender cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on butter

#2037NVDA

INTERN

Rarity57.51

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #2071 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on royal

#2071NVDA

INTERN

Rarity56.46

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #2105 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle

#2105NVDA

INTERN

Rarity50.55

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #2129 — a lavender cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on periwinkle

#2129NVDA

INTERN

Rarity56.36

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #2131 — a lavender cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, on sky

#2131NVDA

INTERN

Rarity54.08

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #2143 — a lavender cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose

#2143NVDA

INTERN

Rarity55.4

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #2186 — a lavender cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on tangerine

#2186NVDA

INTERN

Rarity59.87

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #2202 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, on tangerine

#2202NVDA

INTERN

Rarity58.27

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #2203 — a lavender cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on mint

#2203NVDA

INTERN

Rarity47.48

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

End of the list — all 34 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.