The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0049 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle

#0049AAPL

INTERN

Rarity51.92

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #0066 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on plasma violet

#0066AAPL

INTERN

Rarity50.9

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #0145 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on plasma violet

#0145AAPL

INTERN

Rarity47.08

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #0188 — a lavender cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on sky

#0188AAPL

INTERN

Rarity51.3

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #0392 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on periwinkle

#0392AAPL

INTERN

Rarity47.78

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #0398 — a lavender cat, in a black suit, on sky

#0398AAPL

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Rarity61.25

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #0809 — a lavender cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle

#0809AAPL

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Rarity55.07

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #0873 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet

#0873AAPL

INTERN

Rarity55.41

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #0874 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on hot pink

#0874AAPL

INTERN

Rarity54.08

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #1203 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on charcoal

#1203NVDA

INTERN

Rarity61.34

Rarest: charcoal 5.9%

Employee #1281 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on hot pink

#1281NVDA

INTERN

Rarity61.59

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #1387 — a lavender cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose

#1387NVDA

INTERN

Rarity60.84

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #1469 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, on royal

#1469NVDA

INTERN

Rarity64.92

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #1539 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on tangerine

#1539NVDA

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Rarity61.31

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #1749 — a lavender cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal

#1749NVDA

INTERN

Rarity67.45

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #1883 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, on periwinkle

#1883NVDA

INTERN

Rarity55.74

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #1917 — a lavender cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky

#1917NVDA

INTERN

Rarity60.44

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #1971 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on butter

#1971NVDA

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Rarity66.85

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #2070 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on rose

#2070NVDA

INTERN

Rarity56.89

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #2153 — a lavender cat, in a lavender suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on volt

#2153NVDA

#2202NVDA

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #2358 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle

#2358TSLA

INTERN

Rarity54.55

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #2364 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle

#2364TSLA

INTERN

Rarity52.25

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #2366 — a lavender cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet

#2366TSLA

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Rarity54.01

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #2608 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on hot pink

#2608TSLA

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Rarity62.02

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #3051 — a lavender cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet

#3051TSLA

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Rarity57.93

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #3192 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on mint

#3192TSLA

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Rarity53.08

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #3253 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing shades glasses, on royal

#3253TSLA

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Rarity64.69

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

End of the list — all 28 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.