The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

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All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

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Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Headlavender Shirtsky CLEAR ALL

Employee #0044 — a lavender cat, in a green suit, on sky

#0044AAPL

INTERN

Rarity52.72

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #0078 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on butter

#0078AAPL

INTERN

Rarity54.73

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #0095 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on butter

#0095AAPL

INTERN

Rarity52.09

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #0098 — a lavender cat, in a mustard suit, on periwinkle

#0098AAPL

INTERN

Rarity56.74

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #0101 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on charcoal

#0101AAPL

INTERN

Rarity67.01

Rarest: charcoal 5.9%

Employee #0187 — a lavender cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on tangerine

#0187AAPL

INTERN

Rarity52.18

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #0238 — a lavender cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on mint

#0238AAPL

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Rarity55.96

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #0262 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, on mint

#0262AAPL

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Rarity49.86

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #0308 — a lavender cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on hot pink

#0308AAPL

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Rarity57.23

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #0329 — a lavender cat, in a lavender suit, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet

#0329AAPL

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Rarity63.88

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #0334 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on royal

#0334AAPL

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Rarity54.81

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #0441 — a lavender cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, on hot pink

#0441AAPL

INTERN

Rarity63.94

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #0636 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on butter

#0636AAPL

INTERN

Rarity56.22

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #0756 — a lavender cat, in a lavender suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on butter

#0756AAPL

INTERN

Rarity62.18

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #0890 — a lavender cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on mint

#0890AAPL

INTERN

Rarity53.3

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #1060 — a lavender cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky

#1060AAPL

INTERN

Rarity53.3

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #1117 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on tangerine

#1117NVDA

INTERN

Rarity51.03

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #1269 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint

#1269NVDA

INTERN

Rarity48.38

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #1277 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on volt

#1277NVDA

#1296NVDA

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #1330 — a lavender cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on plasma violet

#1330NVDA

INTERN

Rarity59.99

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #1360 — a lavender cat, in a lavender suit, on plasma violet

#1360NVDA

INTERN

Rarity56.1

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #1372 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on charcoal

#1372NVDA

INTERN

Rarity58.26

Rarest: charcoal 5.9%

Employee #1420 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet

#1420NVDA

INTERN

Rarity55.98

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #1423 — a lavender cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle

#1423NVDA

INTERN

Rarity61.81

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #1455 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on tangerine

#1455NVDA

INTERN

Rarity56.41

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #1516 — a lavender cat, in a lavender suit, on sky

#1516NVDA

INTERN

Rarity60.61

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #1563 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on periwinkle

#1563NVDA

INTERN

Rarity48.35

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #1586 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on sky

#1586NVDA

INTERN

Rarity50.52

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #1628 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on sky

#1628NVDA

INTERN

Rarity49.86

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #1817 — a lavender cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky

#1817NVDA

INTERN

Rarity55.61

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #1820 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on hot pink

#1820NVDA

INTERN

Rarity52.9

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #1987 — a lavender cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on hot pink

#1987NVDA

INTERN

Rarity61.84

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #2146 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on butter

#2146NVDA

INTERN

Rarity56.94

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #2337 — a lavender cat, in a mustard suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle

#2337TSLA

INTERN

Rarity55.32

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #2462 — a lavender cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, on tangerine

#2462TSLA

INTERN

Rarity64.82

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #2470 — a lavender cat, in a black suit, on tangerine

#2470TSLA

INTERN

Rarity65.55

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #2514 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, on periwinkle

#2514TSLA

INTERN

Rarity53.83

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #2626 — a lavender cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet

#2626TSLA

INTERN

Rarity53.26

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #2653 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on tangerine

#2653TSLA

INTERN

Rarity60.74

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #2663 — a lavender cat, in a black suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle

#2663TSLA

INTERN

Rarity63.65

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #2740 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, on tangerine

#2740TSLA

INTERN

Rarity60.51

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #2745 — a lavender cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on charcoal

#2745TSLA

INTERN

Rarity57.47

Rarest: charcoal 5.9%

Employee #2775 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on rose

#2775TSLA

INTERN

Rarity50.92

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #2841 — a lavender cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on hot pink

#2841TSLA

INTERN

Rarity59.3

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #2923 — a lavender cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter

#2923TSLA

INTERN

Rarity61.67

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #2947 — a lavender cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on sky

#2947TSLA

INTERN

Rarity46.11

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #3182 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on tangerine

#3182TSLA

INTERN

Rarity59.76

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #3331 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on volt

#3331TSLA

INTERN

Rarity67.62

Rarest: volt 5.0%

End of the list — all 49 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.