The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0139 — a lavender cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on sky

#0139AAPL

INTERN

Rarity49.35

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #0267 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on tangerine

#0267AAPL

INTERN

Rarity54.25

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #0306 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on tangerine

#0306AAPL

INTERN

Rarity58.37

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #0507 — a lavender cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on butter

#0507AAPL

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Rarity57.78

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #0712 — a lavender cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle

#0712AAPL

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Rarity47.15

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #0912 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on mint

#0912AAPL

INTERN

Rarity50

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #1018 — a lavender cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint

#1018AAPL

INTERN

Rarity60.35

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #1282 — a lavender cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on tangerine

#1282NVDA

INTERN

Rarity56.99

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #1313 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on butter

#1313NVDA

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Rarity49.02

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #1332 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on rose

#1332NVDA

INTERN

Rarity52.91

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #1347 — a lavender cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on tangerine

#1347NVDA

INTERN

Rarity54.03

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #1472 — a lavender cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on royal

#1472NVDA

INTERN

Rarity56.83

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #1499 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on sky

#1499NVDA

INTERN

Rarity43.84

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #1711 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky

#1711NVDA

INTERN

Rarity49.92

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #1719 — a lavender cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle

#1719NVDA

INTERN

Rarity48.18

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #2023 — a lavender cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on royal

#2023NVDA

INTERN

Rarity62.52

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #2105 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle

#2105NVDA

INTERN

Rarity50.55

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #2133 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on royal

#2133NVDA

INTERN

Rarity51.54

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #2203 — a lavender cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on mint

#2203NVDA

INTERN

Rarity47.48

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #2560 — a lavender cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, on sky

#2560TSLA

INTERN

Rarity52.23

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #2736 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on tangerine

#2736TSLA

INTERN

Rarity68.78

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #2874 — a lavender cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky

#2874TSLA

INTERN

Rarity55.61

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #3089 — a lavender cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on mint

#3089TSLA

INTERN

Rarity52.9

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #3129 — a lavender cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle

#3129TSLA

INTERN

Rarity60.08

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

End of the list — all 24 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.