The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

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All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0050 — a lavender cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, on periwinkle

#0050AAPL

INTERN

Rarity52.86

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #0073 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing shades glasses, on sky

#0073AAPL

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Rarity52.34

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #0115 — a lavender cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on periwinkle

#0115AAPL

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Rarity46.89

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #0139 — a lavender cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on sky

#0139AAPL

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Rarity49.35

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #0208 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, on royal

#0208AAPL

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Rarity64.08

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #0220 — a lavender cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on periwinkle

#0220AAPL

INTERN

Rarity50.95

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #0267 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on tangerine

#0267AAPL

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Rarity54.25

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #0306 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on tangerine

#0306AAPL

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Rarity58.37

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #0415 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter

#0415AAPL

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Rarity54.85

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #0507 — a lavender cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on butter

#0507AAPL

INTERN

Rarity57.78

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #0537 — a lavender cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on volt

#0537AAPL

#0677AAPL

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #0709 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, on periwinkle

#0709AAPL

INTERN

Rarity48.09

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #0712 — a lavender cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle

#0712AAPL

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Rarity47.15

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #0766 — a lavender cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on royal

#0766AAPL

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Rarity59.89

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #0795 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on tangerine

#0795AAPL

INTERN

Rarity53.89

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #0798 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on rose

#0798AAPL

INTERN

Rarity58.34

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #0818 — a lavender cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle

#0818AAPL

INTERN

Rarity50

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #0820 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, wearing shades glasses, on volt

#0820AAPL

#0831AAPL

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #0853 — a lavender cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on mint

#0853AAPL

INTERN

Rarity55.77

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #0871 — a lavender cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, on butter

#0871AAPL

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Rarity57.33

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #0912 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on mint

#0912AAPL

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Rarity50

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #0967 — a lavender cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on tangerine

#0967AAPL

INTERN

Rarity56.98

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #1018 — a lavender cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint

#1018AAPL

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Rarity60.35

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #1068 — a lavender cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on rose

#1068AAPL

INTERN

Rarity53.05

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

End of the list — all 26 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.