The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #1117 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on tangerine
#1117NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.03
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #1203 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on charcoal
#1203NVDA
INTERN
Rarity61.34
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #1206 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on periwinkle
#1206NVDA
INTERN
Rarity52.35
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #1269 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#1269NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.38
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #1281 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on hot pink
#1281NVDA
INTERN
Rarity61.59
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #1332 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on rose
#1332NVDA
INTERN
Rarity52.91
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #1339 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on periwinkle
#1339NVDA
INTERN
Rarity46.79
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #1372 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on charcoal
#1372NVDA
INTERN
Rarity58.26
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #1455 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on tangerine
#1455NVDA
INTERN
Rarity56.41
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #1469 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, on royal
#1469NVDA
INTERN
Rarity64.92
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #1499 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#1499NVDA
INTERN
Rarity43.84
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #1539 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on tangerine
#1539NVDA
INTERN
Rarity61.31
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #1668 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on tangerine
#1668NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.05
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #1711 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#1711NVDA
INTERN
Rarity49.92
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #1833 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on tangerine
#1833NVDA
INTERN
Rarity59.28
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2055 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on mint
#2055NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.51
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2070 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on rose
#2070NVDA
INTERN
Rarity56.89
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2071 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on royal
#2071NVDA
INTERN
Rarity56.46
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2105 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#2105NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.55
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2133 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on royal
#2133NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.54
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2155 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#2155NVDA
INTERN
Rarity60.79
Rarest: lavender 6.6%

End of the list — all 21 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.