The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #2364 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#2364TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.25
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2366 — a lavender cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet
#2366TSLA
INTERN
Rarity54.01
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2402 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on royal
#2402TSLA
INTERN
Rarity71.65
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2462 — a lavender cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, on tangerine
#2462TSLA
INTERN
Rarity64.82
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2547 — a lavender cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#2547TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.44
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2560 — a lavender cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#2560TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.23
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2608 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on hot pink
#2608TSLA
INTERN
Rarity62.02
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2626 — a lavender cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#2626TSLA
INTERN
Rarity53.26
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2736 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on tangerine
#2736TSLA
INTERN
Rarity68.78
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2752 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#2752TSLA
INTERN
Rarity56.12
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2775 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on rose
#2775TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.92
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2793 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on mint
#2793TSLA
INTERN
Rarity57.84
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2841 — a lavender cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on hot pink
#2841TSLA
INTERN
Rarity59.3
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2874 — a lavender cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#2874TSLA
INTERN
Rarity55.61
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2976 — a lavender cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on hot pink
#2976TSLA
INTERN
Rarity61.91
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #3051 — a lavender cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet
#3051TSLA
INTERN
Rarity57.93
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #3059 — a lavender cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#3059TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.88
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #3089 — a lavender cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on mint
#3089TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.9
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #3129 — a lavender cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#3129TSLA
INTERN
Rarity60.08
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #3182 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on tangerine
#3182TSLA
INTERN
Rarity59.76
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #3192 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on mint
#3192TSLA
INTERN
Rarity53.08
Rarest: lavender 6.6%

End of the list — all 21 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.