The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0048 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on charcoal
#0048AAPL
INTERN
Rarity59.27
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #0136 — a mint cat, in a lavender suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky
#0136AAPL
INTERN
Rarity59.38
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #0158 — a mint cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, on periwinkle
#0158AAPL
INTERN
Rarity51.92
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #0173 — a mint cat, in a green suit, wearing shades glasses, on royal
#0173AAPL
INTERN
Rarity57.67
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0221 — a mint cat, in a green suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on royal
#0221AAPL
INTERN
Rarity59.72
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0246 — a mint cat, in a navy suit, on mint
#0246AAPL
INTERN
Rarity44.45
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #0348 — a mint cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on hot pink
#0348AAPL
INTERN
Rarity45.8
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0506 — a mint cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on volt
#0506AAPL
INTERN
Rarity51.7
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0663 — a mint cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on royal
#0663AAPL
INTERN
Rarity48.85
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0985 — a mint cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on sky
#0985AAPL
INTERN
Rarity38.23
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #1222 — a mint cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on rose
#1222NVDA
INTERN
Rarity44.81
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #1275 — a mint cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#1275NVDA
INTERN
Rarity52.68
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #1305 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#1305NVDA
INTERN
Rarity52.37
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #1413 — a mint cat, in a navy suit, on hot pink
#1413NVDA
INTERN
Rarity49.67
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1427 — a mint cat, in a lavender suit, on butter
#1427NVDA
INTERN
Rarity52.35
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #1428 — a mint cat, in a lavender suit, wearing shades glasses, on butter
#1428NVDA
INTERN
Rarity60.38
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #1442 — a mint cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky
#1442NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.71
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #1451 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on butter
#1451NVDA
INTERN
Rarity56.94
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #1515 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing shades glasses, on mint
#1515NVDA
INTERN
Rarity54.07
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #1531 — a mint cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on butter
#1531NVDA
INTERN
Rarity53.07
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #1666 — a mint cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on charcoal
#1666NVDA
INTERN
Rarity54.57
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #1828 — a mint cat, in a navy suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on volt
#1828NVDA
INTERN
Rarity68.19
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #1877 — a mint cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#1877NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.71
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #1972 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on tangerine
#1972NVDA
INTERN
Rarity62.75
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2006 — a mint cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on tangerine
#2006NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.07
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2148 — a mint cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#2148NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.92
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2195 — a mint cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#2195NVDA
INTERN
Rarity45.38
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2405 — a mint cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on royal
#2405TSLA
INTERN
Rarity55.9
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2509 — a mint cat, in a black suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#2509TSLA
INTERN
Rarity55.66
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2526 — a mint cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on plasma violet
#2526TSLA
INTERN
Rarity48.52
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2632 — a mint cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on sky
#2632TSLA
INTERN
Rarity43.28
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2647 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on volt
#2647TSLA
INTERN
Rarity55.99
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #2662 — a mint cat, in a navy suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on butter
#2662TSLA
INTERN
Rarity53.21
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2707 — a mint cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on sky
#2707TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.92
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2727 — a mint cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, on mint
#2727TSLA
INTERN
Rarity43.94
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2880 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on volt
#2880TSLA
INTERN
Rarity64.12
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #2885 — a mint cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on periwinkle
#2885TSLA
INTERN
Rarity42.76
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2900 — a mint cat, in a green suit, on charcoal
#2900TSLA
INTERN
Rarity59.45
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #2937 — a mint cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#2937TSLA
INTERN
Rarity51.49
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #3034 — a mint cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, on tangerine
#3034TSLA
INTERN
Rarity54.27
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #3160 — a mint cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on charcoal
#3160TSLA
INTERN
Rarity54.17
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #3245 — a mint cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on butter
#3245TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.77
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #3309 — a mint cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet
#3309TSLA
INTERN
Rarity43.85
Rarest: mint 8.3%

End of the list — all 43 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.