The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0136 — a mint cat, in a lavender suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky
#0136AAPL
INTERN
Rarity59.38
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #0391 — a mint cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, on plasma violet
#0391AAPL
INTERN
Rarity49.46
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #0532 — a mint cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on royal
#0532AAPL
INTERN
Rarity57.73
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0578 — a mint cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on tangerine
#0578AAPL
INTERN
Rarity58.72
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0660 — a mint cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, on mint
#0660AAPL
INTERN
Rarity54.05
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #0758 — a mint cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on charcoal
#0758AAPL
INTERN
Rarity59.38
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #0927 — a mint cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, on tangerine
#0927AAPL
INTERN
Rarity52.58
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1024 — a mint cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on tangerine
#1024AAPL
INTERN
Rarity61.17
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1275 — a mint cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#1275NVDA
INTERN
Rarity52.68
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #1388 — a mint cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, on plasma violet
#1388NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.99
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #1427 — a mint cat, in a lavender suit, on butter
#1427NVDA
INTERN
Rarity52.35
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #1428 — a mint cat, in a lavender suit, wearing shades glasses, on butter
#1428NVDA
INTERN
Rarity60.38
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #1442 — a mint cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky
#1442NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.71
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #1535 — a mint cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, on plasma violet
#1535NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.08
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #1619 — a mint cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on charcoal
#1619NVDA
INTERN
Rarity56.65
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #2526 — a mint cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on plasma violet
#2526TSLA
INTERN
Rarity48.52
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2627 — a mint cat, in a lavender suit, wearing shades glasses, on royal
#2627TSLA
INTERN
Rarity62.18
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2727 — a mint cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, on mint
#2727TSLA
INTERN
Rarity43.94
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #3313 — a mint cat, in a lavender suit, on sky
#3313TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.69
Rarest: mint 8.3%

End of the list — all 19 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.